Count Rackula Reviews Two Horror Classics

Greetings, my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. This week I am very excited to be talking about two of the most important horror movies of the early 1980s, now available for the first time in deluxe edition DVD from the good people at Grindhouse Releasing.

The first is Lucio Fulci’s legendary 1981 Gothic gore-fest The Beyond, or as my friend Bob Guccione would say, L'aldila ; the second in Juan Piquer Simon’s 1982 skin-filled cult classic Pieces, or Mil gritos tiene la noche if you’re Francisco Franco.

Read the full reviews and watch a clip from Pieces after the bite. more…

This time out, McBeardo brings you Satanic Sluts, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

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Hostel: Come Back to the Dwelling of the Damned ... Damned Hot Nude Euro-Beauties by the Naked Dozen, That Is!

In the midst of a rod-forsaken glut of PG-13 horror movies, writer-director Eli Roth's Hostel blasted movie screens with astonishing amounts of first-class female nudity and gut-plungingly gruesome violence.

Of course, we like to focus on that first part.

Join Mr Skin now in a video salute to Hostel, one of the most powerfully arousing horror films ever made and certainly the hottest one involving power-drills used as sex-toys. So far, anyway.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 3: Cerina Vincent

It makes sense that Las-Vegas-born Cerina Vincent hails from Sin City, as this bosomy brunette Scream Queen burns like the flames of Hades itself in her every role.

Cerina is most famous for her nonstop nude turn (on) in Not Another Teen Movie, but since that delectable debut, she has become one of the most reliably arousing figures in modern horror.

First there was Cerina Vincent's bloody hot bathtub toplessness in Cabin Fever, followed by searingly sexy parts in It Waits, Intermedio, and Return to House on Haunted Hill.

While still a relative nudecomer among the other fright femmes on Mr Skin’s Naked Scream Queens list, Cerina Vincent remains packed with naked potential.

Let’s just watch her … without clothes on! Click the pic to see Cerina Vincent nude. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 6: Misty Mundae

Any regular visitor of Mr Skin knows that we just can’t get enough of Misty Mundae.

Aside from Misty Mundae’s overall superhuman star-power and sharp wit and wonderful way of never hesitating to get naked (while always hesitating to shave her deliciously full-bloomed bush), the A-cupped B-movie skinstation supplied our first-ever Skinterview, and she’s since been the subject of countless reviews, feature stories, and even an appropriately unnerving column by McBeardo.

To look at Misty Mundae is to understand how she conquered the world of outlaw cinema so quickly and so thoroughly. That her most memorable roles have turned up (and on) in the realm of horror makes her a scream queen of the highest -- and hottest -- order.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 7: Debbie Rochon

Debbie Rochon is brainy and witty and, needless to say, gorgeous beyond what a human should be capable of, and she stands as one of Mr Skin’s very most favorite performers of all time, regardless of her place in the pantheon of Scream Queens.

But, of course, Debbie Rochon is also one of the most skin-portant Scream Queens to ever open her mouth and let loose.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 11: Michelle Bauer

Before the world knew her as Michelle Bauer, this slinky, native Californian brunette turned the world on as a Penthouse Pet and hardcore porn sensation Pia Snow, in X-rated classics such as Café Flesh and Bad Girls.

Then, in a series of R-rated romps including Homework, Reform School Girls, and Tomboy, she re-skin-vented herself as Michelle Bauer. With The Tomb and Nightmare Sisters, that name came to define the very breast of what a scream queen should be.

Among Michelle’s flesh-packed fright favorites are Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Spirits, Camp Fear, Evil Toons, Marie-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula, Tomb of the Werewolf, and Whispers From a Shallow Grave.

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Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh With the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest Tinseltown T&A Questions.

Today's Query: What is the sexiest horror film you've ever seen?

Fright flicks and naked female flesh go hand-in-gland.

After all, what do we watch horror movies for except to experiences heightened sensations? So if you add nudity and sex to all the screaming and violence, there's hardly a more potent combo to be found in the annals of skintertainment.

With Halloween cumming, the Skin Team asked people passing by to name the most arousing horror film they'd ever seen. Press play for the naked results. more…

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 11: Ingrid Pitt

Plasma-bathing medieval Countess Elizabeth Bathory has been immortalized in numerous flesh-and-blood-soaked films, including Immoral Tales, Female Vampire, Eternal, and Hostel: Part II.

Alas, few have embodied the erotically unhinged role more arousingly than British beauty Ingrid Pitt in Countess Dracula.

In fact, Ingrid is so associated with the Bloody Countess that she portrayed her again on spoken word portions of the 2001 Bathory-themed concept album Cruelty and the Beast by UK black-metal monsters Cradle of Filth.

On top(less) of Countess Dracula, Ingrid’s two other nude scenes occurred in the fright classics The Vampire Lovers and The Wicker Man, making her a scream queen guaranteed to make more than just your blood run hot.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 12: Darian Caine

Dark-haired, tan-skinned, smolderingly sensual Darian Caine tore out of Xenia, Ohio like a twister to reign as one of the 21st century’s most reliably arousing scream queens.

Since her early work in the Witchbabe softcore series, Darian stood out among even the most skincandescent starlets.

Just consider her frequent performances alongside bewitching sex-waif Misty Mundae in flesh-packed fright fare such as Mummy Raider, The Erotic Mirror, Vampire Vixens, Lust for Dracula, and The Sexy Advenutres of Van Helsing (where Darian even plays Dracula herself!).

With 35 naked movie roles under her (lack of) belt, many of them horror-themed, Darian Caine continues to rise among the terror set as a one-of-a-kind siren for the ages. more…

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