Desperate Housewives Wardrobe Department Skimps on Bras

Bikinis, lingerie, tight tank tops, sheer robes. Latina lust object Eva Longoria has worn all of these things as Gabrielle on Desperate Housewives. We appreciate her willingness to wear such items on national television. Having lace as the only thing separating you from the probing eyes of millions of viewers is commendable! But even in such skimpy gear, Eva has yet to slip a nip or sneak a cheek.

Thankfully, she was recently snapped on the set of Desperate Housewives wearing a thin yellow dress that highlighted one deliciously dark-hued and adorably undersized nipple lurking underneath.

After the get, get even more of a Longoria. more…

Welcome to August. The dog days of summer are here, though you'd never know it looking at these recent paparazzi pics from CelebSlam and The Superficial. It appears that Hollywood is experiencing a freak cold spell, if the thermometers attached to Jessica Alba's and Jennifer Aniston's breasts are to be believed.

Mr. Skin is no meteorologist but knows a cold snap when he sees one. Or two. Or four, as the case may be.

For more stiff-tipped nipples from Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston, click through the cut. No padded bra necessary. more…

Hellboy hottie Selma Blair needs us to notice her nipples. No problem!

Slender brunette sensation Selma Blair set a nifty - as in nipply - example for all Hollywood starlets who have upcoming movies to promote.

With her turn in Hellboy II: The Golden Army looming, Selma strolled the streets of New York in a see-through top (photo courtesy of Egotastic).

With booblings so delectably bite-sized it's doubtful that Selma even owns a bra, her sheerly revealing Manhattan walkabout proved to be a gauzy goldmine for purveyors of petite celebrity milk-spigots. Like Mr. Skin! more…

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Do you come from your gland down under? You certainly will once you lay your eyes on creamy blonde Australian actress Naomi Watts. Her new flick, Funny Games (2008), comes out today. It's skinless, but Naomi's back catalogue provides loads of lusty flesh flashes to keep us more than occupied. What a ca-REAR! more…