Comedian Reveals Aural Fixation with Married With Children Star

Howard Stern sidekick and Friend of Skin Artie Lange reveals in his new autobiography, Too Fat to Fish, that he pleasured himself to the sound of Christina Applegate talking on the other side of his dressing room wall when she was a guest on Mad TV.

"Like a moth to the flame, I got up and stood right behind the door," Artie recalls. "Just the sound of her talking about the most boring, everyday aspects of her wardrobe was too much for me."

So much in fact, that the Beer League star had to take splatters into his own hands.

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The world first observed the art of carrot fellatio, hung ten with Jeff Spicoli, and learned the definitive answer to an eternal question -- “Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?” -- on this date in 1982.

That’s when Fast Times at Ridgemont High hit theaters and forever changed the landscape of teen movies, pop culture as a whole, and the incidents of the phrase “Awesome! Totally awesome!” in day-to-day discourse.

Learn more, and watch Mr. Skin’s all-time favorite nude scene, after the jump. Aloha! more…

After winning two consecutive titles as Miss Nude Universe in 1970 and 1971, Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Kitten Natividad got her movie career rolling with a bit part in the hard-boiled cop drama The New Centurions in 1972. Since then, Kitten has shown off her cans, keister, and cooch in dozens of hardcore porn flicks and B-movies. In the Roger Ebert-penned Russ Meyer classic Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens, Kitten dips her “mother’s little helper” into some Vaseline before shoving it up her baby hatch. Nice Nativi-dildo! Check out the fully frontal clip after the jump. more…