This time out, McBeardo brings you Satanic Sluts, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

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S&M stands for succulent and mouthwatering when Southern-fried cutie Holly Hunter got naked for her role on the TV series Saving Grace (2007). Grace-ful glutes lit up the small screen as Holly appeared, spread eagle and tied to a bed, her buff duff bare. After the cut, dig into Holly's nice hole-y. more…

Orally Obsessed Obscure Oration of Overt Onanism Opens Other Orifices

In 1994, forty years after its publication, the world learned the identity of the woman who wrote the famed erotic novel of dominance and submission The Story of O, the most masturbated-to work of literature ever to win the Prix des Deux Magots.

Anne Desclos, the novel’s author, was a respected journalist and literary figure linked to writers like T.S. Eliot and Evelyn Waugh. She was a bisexual in life, and wrote the novel when her boyfriend, Jean Paulhan, suggested to her that women couldn’t write pornography.

Two years later, using the nom-de-porn Jeanne de Berg, another French woman, Catherine Robbe-Grillet (wife of Alain Robbe-Grillet, father of the Nouveau Roman), wrote the similarly-themed The Image, which inspired Radley Metzger’s The Punishment of Anne.

In 1975, Emmanuelle director Just Jaeckin made a film version with Corrine Clery as O, Li Sellgren as her lesbian lover Jacqueline, Udo Kier as her first master Rene, and (after Christopher Lee turned down the role), Anthony Steel as Sir Steven, the man to whom Rene gives her as a slave.

Just as his Emmanuelle did one year ago, Just Jaeckin’s The Story of O will get a special edition release on Blu-ray November 11.

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From her 1982 MTV debut onward, Madonna Louise Ciccone transformed herself from pop tart to pop culture chameleon to The Most Famous Woman in the World, using every form of media at her disposal.

One such tool of Madonna’s carnal conquest of humanity was print publishing, and she made fine, naked use of that field with the photo-heavy high-kink fantasia Sex, which exploded in book stores on this date in 1992.

Among the themes Madonna graphically explores in sex are lesbianism, bisexuality, bondage, dominance, submission, ass play, skinterracial threeways, and exhibitionism.

Some of her Sex partners in the hot, hot shots include Naomi Campbell, Isabella Rossellini, and German socialite Tatiana von Furstenberg, along with rap studs Vanilla Ice and Big Daddy Kane.

Madonna continues to thrill us all, gonads-first, with sex remaining at the heart of her matter – and that includes Sex, the book. Click the pic to see more Madonna nudes. more…

October 16 is Boss’s Day.

The secular celebration of workplace superiors was initially registered in 1958, and then proclaimed an official, uh, thing by Illinois Governor Otto Kerner in 1962.

Apparently, nations around the globe honor Boss’s Day and, in 2007, Hallmark increased its Boss’s Day card lines by 90 percent.

Mr. Skin believes that the very breast way to boost the spirits of one’s supervisor is to turn him (or, especially, her) on by watching a Skinstant Classic salute to the 2002 sensation Secretary.

Not only will you enjoy naked Maggie Gyllenhaal in bondage, you’ll likely come away with skinnovative ideas to liven up your own office. Press play now to watch the video. It’s boss! more…

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In the dirty world of sexploitation films, no topic is taboo. And no sexploitation film ever took on a more taboo topic than the Nazi death-camp flesh-and-blood freakout Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, which debuted in theaters on this date in 1974.

Dyanne Thorne stars in the title role as the heartless, massive-mammaried commandante of a Third Reich torture facility where gorgeous drive-in divas (including Uschi Digart and Sharon Kelly) are shipped to be stripped, beaten, humiliated, and sexually defiled by Hitler’s most heinous perverts.

From the moment it first desecrated a movie screen, Ilsa became the stuff of lowbrow legend. Two direct sequels followed – Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks and Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia – along with an unofficial off-shoot in the gloriously obscene form of Ilsa, the Wicked Warden.

Press play to witness Mr. Skin’s Skinstant Classic video examining every naked inch of Ilsa. And remember, it’s okay to be turned on by the atrocities you see. It’s only a movie! more…

Exit to Eden is the title of a semi-pornographic novel written under a nom-de-poon by Interview with the Vampire author Anne Rice. It is a tale of intense sadomasochism, bisexuality, and fat, funny cops.

The movie adaptation of Exit to Eden opened in theaters on this date in 1994.

The bad news is that the movie skimps on the bondage, downplays girl-girl action, and stars Rosie O’Donnell and Dan Ackroyd as fat, funny cops mixed up in all the kinky shenanigans.

The great news is that the skinematic Exit to Eden showcases the fur-tastically full-frontally naked Dana Delany at her absolute hottest, along with top-tier nudity from Julie Hughes, Alison Moir, Stephanie Niznik, Tanya Reid, and Sandra Taylor. Supermodel Iman also makes for a scorchingly sexy dominatrix.

Plus there’s Rosie O’Donnell in what can only be described as “form-fitting” leather.

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Is Halle Berry sexiest woman alive? Esquire says so, backs up claim with photo shoot. (The Superficial)

Jessica Alba’s bondage ad spikes bondage tape sales. (TMZ)

Rose McGowan is the latest hottie named to play Linda Lovelace. DO NOT MAKE THIS A PG-13 MOVIE!!! (Celebitchy)

Minka Kelly nip slip. (Celebrity Beta)

The very breast of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage. (Complex)

Pink misses her husband’s pretty penis. (The Blemish)

Hot chicks dressed as Lara Croft. (Buge Hoobs)

Topless DJ Niki Bellucci DJs topless. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

Raising the Bar’s Natalie Cigliuti is hot. (World of Isaac)

Bond girl Olga Kurylenko nudes it up. (Less Clothes)

Avril Lavigne nudes it up, but only in completely fake nude pics. (CityRag)
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New ultra-rare nude bondage pics of WWE Diva and Go Daddy hottie Candice Michelle. (Wrestling News Desk)

Is Salma Hayek half-lesbian? (Celeb News Wire)

Jodie Marsh is a big-boobed mess of hotness. (Hollywood Tuna)

Max Hardcore gets obscenely hard time. (AVN)

Shannen Doherty disses Paris Hilton's sex tape. Shan's hot, but no porn critic. (Female First)

Britney fitness video? (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian jogs, our heiney-loving heart skips huge beats. (Drunken Stepfather)

Rose McGowan pokes ’em cuz she’s got ’em. (DRW)

New Pussy(cat Dolls) video! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Our Big O gets Big AVN Coverage (AVN) more…

There was a time before the world saw and fell in love with Maggie Gyllenhaal nude. And there’s everything that’s happened since then. The dividing line is marked by the release of the ultra-kinky cult sensation Secretary -- which opened in theaters on this date in 2002.

Secretary deservedly made a skinstant star of Maggie Gyllenhaal, who brilliantly embodies the titular figure-- a submissive office assistant to domineering lawyer James Spader. Their relationship evolves into full-blown S&M sex-mania, while an undercurrent of true passion and a believable love story makes the movie a one-of-a-kind classic.

Maggie Gyllenhaal has since gone on to bare her lusciously lanky naked body in Strip Search, Happy Endings, and Sherrybaby. But it all began with Secretary. Press play to watch Mr. Skin’s Skinstant Classic salute. more…

Holly Hunter has long provided admirers with generous helpings of her naked body.

But her bare-backside revelation on an early episode of her TNT series Saving Grace was not only her sexiest show-off session in years, it rocketed basic cable into the realms of premium explicitness. And it all came off on this date in 2007. Press play and prepare to be A-mazed! more…