Nubian nubile Glorya De Lani has gotten naked in one and only one movie: The Human Tornado (strangely, she played a nurse on five different TV shows between 1976 and 1995). But, boy, did she make it count! As Hurricane Annie, Glorya gave us a shot of full storm frontal nudity, baring her ginormous chocolate dairy bombs and dense crotch-thicket before getting into bed with some dude to play what looks like a human marionette game. You’ll be playing with the puppet in your pants when you watch the clip after the cut. more…

Three years after her 1970 debut in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Pam Grier removed all doubts about who was the undisputed queen of blaxploitation cinema with her skin-fining role as a nurse by day and vigilante by night in Coffy. After the jump, check out a clip of Pam’s mams and ham as she seductively removes her jumpsuit to reveal one of the most bangable bodies ever projected onto the screen at a drive-in. Evildoers fear Grier, but not her rear. more…

Traci Bingham Picks and Licks

African-American Baywatch bombshell Traci Bingham got snapped shopping by the paparazzi—appropriately enough, in the melon section (photo courtesy of TMZ).

Of course, titanically top-heavy Traci would never reduce herself to mere honeydews or mangoes. She goes for full, juicy, sweet watermelons.

And Mr. Skin would like to be the security guard who frisks Traci on the way out, just to make sure she’s not smuggling a couple of those ripe suckers out in her bra.

In other news, Traci Bingham sucks lesbian face with girls, as reported by (excuse us) Dirty Rotten Whore.

Get a girl-girl eyeful, along with Traci Bingham's naked melons (and patch) after the jump. more…