Holy hooters, it's hot here at Skin Central! Like much of America, our offices are in the middle of a skintense heat wave that isn't letting up any time soon.There are a few ways to stay cool when the mercury climbs this high, but our favorite comes courtesy of Do The Right Thing (1989), the Spike Lee film that takes place on a very, very hot day in Brooklyn. In the movie, Rosie Perez cools down by having her man rub ice cubes all over her bare boobs...cold, wet ice cubes slowly melting against the heat of her golden-brown skin...ok, now we're getting hot, but in a totally different type of way.
Cool down with more nudes with ice cubes after the jump!
As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.
And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.
Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.
Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.
Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.
But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.
Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.
Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!
This weekend marks the start of summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere and to commemorate the occasion, I've come up with a list of some of my favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word "summer." So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!
Bikini Summer 2 (1992) Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here, and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.
Erika's Hot Summer (1970)
A masterpiece of skin-filled seventies summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).
Pinball Summer (1980)
Out of the teen sex comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!
One Deadly Summer (1984)
Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!
Summer Lovers (1982)
For a menage-a-trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.
Summer School Teachers (1974)
Take it from me, outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer school class had included busty b-movie babe Candice Rialson.
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