A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

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One year after her iconic breakthrough as bisexual glitter goddess Crystal Connors in Showgirls, Gina Gershon went all the way to the lady-loving side opposite jugalicious Jennifer Tilly in Bound, which opened in theaters on this date in 1996.

Directed by The Wachowski Brothers, later of Matrix fame, Bound is a twisty, twisted thriller in which Mafia moll Jen falls for ultra sexy tough-girl lesbo Gina. Together they plot to make off with $2 million of mobster Joe Pantoliano’s money – but not until they make it with each other a lot first … and then after … and even during the grand scheme.

Bound is stylish and captivating, and it clearly announced the Wachowskis as filmmaking talents to watch. More skin-portantly, Bound also forever rendered Gina Gershon a Sapphic sex goddess (also see her skinteracial lust-fest with Shakara Ledard in Prey for Rock & Roll), and for many fans it provided the first revelation of Jennifer’s mighty, mighty suckle-sacks.

From the beginning, this movie was Bound for greatness. more…

It is the best of films, it is the breast of films.

And the world got its first look at the ultimate orgiastic, over-the-topless, absolutely skinsane NC-17-rated masterpiece (of ass) that we all know and worship as Showgirls on this date in 1995.

Ridiculously smeared as “the worst movie ever made” upon its release, this volcanically energetic, neon-sopped saga of a criminally insane exotic dancer’s ruthless rise to Queen of the Las Vegas Strip was immediately championed by adventurous film skin-thusiasts and nurtured into an enduring cult classic.

The general public caught on once Showgirls hit video and, today, the movie is hailed by even the snootiest critics as a brilliant, hyper-kinetic pop-art opus courtesy of visionary Dutch director Paul Verhoeven.

Showgirls is Mr. Skin’s single favorite film of all time. Come watch a clip of Elizabeth Berkley administering human history’s most explosive lap dance while her bisexual rival, Gina Gershon, leers on. Leave your inhibitions at the door. The show begins right after the jump. more…

Elizabeth Berkley may have started out on Saved by the Bell, but her legacy was saved by the pole, as in the stripper pole, in Showgirls. If she hadn’t gone on to bare all—and screw everyone—in the cult hit, Liz would forever be known as brainy tough chick Jessie Spano instead of living on in perpetuity as nummy Nomi Malone. Go on, show, girl! See a free pic of Elizabeth Berkley nude in Showgirls after the cut. more…

There was a time before we all knew the names Kelly Kapowski, Jesse Spano, and Lisa Turtle, and then there was what happened on this date in 1989.

That's when NBC debuted Saved by the Bell in its Saturday morning line-up, and introduced us to the blossoming beauties who so effectively fleshed out those beloved characters: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Lark Voorhies.

And then there was also Screech.

Get the naked truth about Saved by the Bell's graduates -- including who got naked (and where) -- after the jump. more…

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Sultry sexpot Gina Gershon plays Cristal Connors in Mr. Skin’s favorite movie, Showgirls, so it’s only fitting that her stage (lack of) costume makes it appear that she possesses a pair of crystal bombers! Gina’s jugs glisten as she works it onstage with an equally glistening (but nowhere near as boobalicious) showguy. You show, girl! See a free pic of Gina Gershon nude in Showgirls after the cut. more…

Coming off three years as uptight good girl Jessie Spano on the teen-targeted sitcom Saved by the Bell, few were expecting to see how much Elizabeth Berkley had grown (and could make them grow) with her career-changing star turn as an ambitious stripper in the skinstant classic Showgirls. After getting totally nude and flicking a tongue across her own nipple for the benefit of her arch-rival/lesbian love interest Gina Gershon, Elizabeth gives Kyle MacLachlan a vigorous lap dance. Watch the full laptastic clip when you click below.

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Pineapple Express Hottie Amber Heard Bares Her Naked Mangoes in a Scorching Skinny-Dip with Amanda Seyfried

Juicy blonde Amber Heard heats up the cover of this month’s Maxim magazine, but to see her swimming naked with Amanda Seyfried nude, all you have to do is turn to Mr. Skin.

Amber Heard nude has been a favorite of ours since she tossed out her eminently touch(down)able funbags in the big-screen football favorite Friday Night Lights.

And now it’s a heady treat to see Amber teamed in Pineapple Express with the genius jokesters behind Knocked Up—Mr. Skin’s favorite movie of all time that isn’t Showgirls.

Because this Heard should be seen—naked and skinny-dipping with Mama Mia's Amanda Seyfried nude—we do hope you’ll join us after the jump. more…

The director of Showgirls, Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers, and other skin classics was born on this date in 1938.

On the brink of World War II and Nazi occupation, Amsterdam welcomed among its citizenry Paul Verhoeven.

The loopy little Dutch boy would grow up to become on of cinema's most erotically provocative masters, beginning with arthouse hits made in his homeland such as Spetters, Soldier of Orange, and The Fourth Man.

Once he crossed the sea to Hollywood, Verhoeven created the hyper-violent but thought-provoking and skin-ventive sci-epics Total Recall, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man.

Still, he is best (and properly) revered for his two most towering contributions to world skinema—Basic Instinct and Showgirls.

Click below for an even more skin-tensive tribute to the man and his mammary-packed movies.

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Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh with the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest T&A Questions

This time out, the Skin Team inquired: Who's the hottest Saved by the Bell babe—Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, or Lark Voorhies?

You may know these quintessentially ’90s teen TV icons better as Kelly Kapowski, Jesse Spano, and Lisa Turtle, but there’s no mistaking the naked passion for the sexbombs of Saved by the Bell, not to mention Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style!

We picked up plenty of strong opinions and there are plenty of nude images to screech over here in Mr. Skin’s New Skin on the Street video.

Just click play, and hope that Mr. Belding isn’t looking over your shoulder. more…

Though painfully hot brunettes Gina Gershon and Elizabeth Hurley aren't twins, they are both sharing a birthday today (under the sign of Gemini) and both have earned a place in the coveted Mr. Skin Hall of Fame.

Gina burned her way into my heart with scorching sapphist-icated performances in a pair of movies nearly as sublime as her pair of boobies. The first is the role of bisexual Las Vegas dancing girl Cristal Connors in the masterful (and masturbateable) 1995 classic Showgirls. And the second is her portrayal of Corky, a Ms. Fix-it who's less interested in flushing pipes than cleaning carpets in the erotic thriller Bound (1996).

Liz hasn't gone lez, but she definitely got me playing with my piccolo way back in 1987 as Marietta in the operatic comedy-drama Aria. Then in 1995, Ms. Hurley had me in the unlikely position of wishing I were Soul Man C. Thomas Howell in Shameless, where she submitted to the E.T. star's sexual advances in a very topless fashion

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It's not every day we get two Mr. Skin hall-of-famers sharing a birthday, so get out there and start whacking those pinatas! more…