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Taboo (1980)

Things that make you go boi-i-i-ng: this week’s theme is the inventive employment of grotesque rubber appendages in the service of one-of-a-kind, whacked-out sexploitation chestnuts.

Sex in the Comics (1973), fresh on DVD from Just for the Hell of It video, freakily brings ancient funny-paper characters to life with live humans donning psychotic-episode-inducing latex masks, unnerving editing techniques, limp dicks, unsuckled bosoms, and authentically insane concepts of eroticism.

From Troma DVD comes Getting Lucky (1990), the legendary Green Magic adventure half-remembered by viewers of USA Up All Night in which a leprechaun in a beer bottle shrinks a nerd so small he can – and does – get lost in a cheerleaders’ pubic hair.

Go. Bounce along now. Read.

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

To commemorate the passing of George Carlin, one of comedy's greatest minds and most important innovators (and the first ever host of Saturday Night Live), I thought I'd ruminate on his most famous bit, "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television." Interestingly, in nearly every case, each of the seven words describes something you can see on MrSkin.com! (Thanks Mr. Carlin)

Shit. For obvious reasons, there's none of this on the site. But if you're interested, check out the infamous last scene in the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic Pink Flamingos (1972).

Piss. Like the preceding word, this one is not on the site, although one still from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon (1994) does show the painfully hot Emmanuelle Seigner about to perform the act on Peter Coyote's face.

Fuck. There's plenty of "fuck" on the pages of MrSkin.com. In fact, there's more than I can name. Just use "Real/Explicit Sex" as your search term and go to town.

Cunt. This one's equally easy. You can get started by checking out these Top Ten lists: Top 10 Hairiest Muffs, Top 10 Evas Who've Shown Beava, Top 10 Madges Who Show Vadges, and Top 10 Bush-Baring Asians. C-U Next Tuesday!

Cocksucker. This one isn't always an insult. Sometimes it's a gift from God. If you don't believe me, just check out the hardcore classic Deep Throat (1972).

Motherfucker. Another word that's not always an insult! Just take a look at the lucky motherfuckers in La Luna (1979), Spanking the Monkey (1994), and Taboo (1980).

Tits. This last dirty word is the site's sine qua non and if you can't find tits on MrSkin.com, you need to make sure you're using a computer and not an Atari 2600. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Mr. Carlin, you leave us all in your debt.