Girls in
Sylvia (2003)

Gwyneth Paltrow's Perky Poppers in Two Lovers Have Many Wondering If She Pumped up Her Pontoons

Some of us may have gotten a few early Christmas presents already. A fifteen-dollar check from Grandma. A tin of Christmas cookies from a neighbor. But many are wondering if normally flat-chested Gwyneth Paltrow got a new pair of tits from St. Nick. Experts weigh in on the size of Gwyn's gumdrops after the cut.

Wherever men of ideas and action gather to exchange theories and compare experiences, the talk invariably comes around to praising those few accomplished gentlemen among us who have wallowed in the physical delights of a mother and her daughter. The notion of gaining access to the most intimate, moistest recesses of two women, one of whom has squirmed from the womb of the other, is too much for a meek-willed male to contemplate without swooning. It's a hale and brave fellow who embraces the reality of copulating with two successive generations of directly descending females.