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Summer Lovers (1982)

Mr Skin Discovers Never-Before-Seen Chicken of the Sea

At the Mr Skin labs, the old classics never go out of style. Take Ron Howard’s 1984 romantic comedy Splash, featuring Summer Lovers star Daryl Hannah as a mamtastic mermaid named Madison.

Just the other day, the boys in the lab were watching Daryl’s delicious derriere in the famous rear view shot at the 27 minute mark as she walks naked toward the statue of liberty.

But on closer inspection, someone suddenly noticed that he was looking at more than just a mermaid’s tail—there were fish-lips in there, too!

Read more after the jump.

By C.G. Hilliard

Character actress Alanna Ubach has displayed her talents in the wide range of roles she has portrayed over the years. She played Marcia’s gal-pal with lesbo leanings in The Brady Bunch Movie, showed up as Whoopi Goldberg’s wisecracking student of in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, and she was bitchy and bushy-beavered waitress Naomi in the raunchy 2005 comedy Waiting...

Now Alanna is reprising her role in the sequel Still Waiting… and she recently sat down to talk to C.G. Hilliard about her new movie, body doubles, and Summer Lovers.

Read the full interview after the jump.

It’s summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere, and to commemorate the occasion, here’s a list of some of Mr. Skin’s favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word summer.


So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!

This weekend marks the start of summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere and to commemorate the occasion, I've come up with a list of some of my favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word "summer." So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!

Bikini Summer 2 (1992) Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here, and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.

Erika's Hot Summer (1970)

A masterpiece of skin-filled seventies summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).

Pinball Summer (1980)

Out of the teen sex comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!

One Deadly Summer (1984)

Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!

Summer Lovers (1982)

For a menage-a-trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.

Summer School Teachers (1974)

Take it from me, outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer school class had included busty b-movie babe Candice Rialson.