Stormy Daniels Nude

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of April 7, 2009.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 30, 2008.

Mr. Skin loves Judd Apatow.

And Mr. Skin’s affection would flow toward Hollywood’s reigning comedy filmmaker regardless of whether or not Apatow returned the compliment by showcasing MrSkin.com at the fifty-nine-minute mark of the blockbuster Knocked Up (although that certainly doesn’t hurt).

The New York Times Profiles Mr. Skin and MrSkin.com on this Date in 2007

With the big-screen comedy Knocked Up—which features a stellar cameo by MrSkin.com (along with sweet nudity from Stormy Daniels, Nautica Thorn, and Emerson Riley)—doing blockbuster business, the world’s paper of record dished the skinny on Mr. Skin himself and the skin-pire he’s built by fast-forwarding to the good parts.

On July 23, 2007, The New York Times’ Business section contained an article titled "Site That Bills Itself as Movie-Reviewer Finds That Sex Sells."

The Old Gray Lady took a look at our pink parts—and liked what she saw!

And to see a killer nude from Knocked Up, join us after the jump.

Genesis magazine has come out with its list of the top 100 actresses in porn and I was glad to see that there were some friends of skin on the list. Following numero uno porn babe Stormy Daniels, number 2 is tempting Thai dish Tera Patrick, who did a revealing skinterview back in February. Next up is busty blonde Jesse Jane, whose skinterview is up as I write. At number 9 in the list is the delightful Gina Lynn, who gave us some words of wisdom this past March. Lovely and talented Joanna Angel, who comes in at number 18, spoke with our own Rabbi Mo Gaydau twice on the occasion of Passover, once in 2007 and again in 2008. German strudel Shy Love, number 86, gave us a skinterview that demonstrated she isn't shy at all, and stunning newcomer Stoya just did a skinterview with Maximilian Mueller that will be up in the near future. Oh boy-a!