Steaming (1985)

Judging by its title, Steaming (1985) will make your loins burn for the sizzling hotties on screen. The British flick follows a bunch of naked babes who want to save their beloved Turkish bathhouse before it closes for good. That’s great news since the provocative picture features skinematic blonde bombshell Diana Dors, Dame of the London stage Brenda Bruce, and the bare bods on esteemed actresses such as Vanessa Redgrave, Sarah Miles and Felicity Dean. The latter lady squirts yellow paint onto her huge nude boobs. All she needs is a frame and the work of art makes Mr. Skin well hung! Later, Ms. Dean displays her T&A while splashing around in the pool with a nude Patti Love who flaunts her three Bs. The film also offers a variety of flesh — from the ebony skin on Sally Sagoe’s bare breasts to the 48-year-old rack and rump on the ageless Ms. Redgrave. Both sights are as stunning as all of these ravishing women. In fact, you can’t miss Ms. Miles strutting her stuff in the buff. In one scene, the sexy brunette exposes her perfect peaks, in another she includes views of her big bush and tight tush. Whether Sarah is wet from sweat or water, we’d love to give her a hand but we’re too busy toweling ourselves off! While the English people are known for keeping a stiff upper lip, the lips on these British chicks keep us stiff! Indeed, many a Yank will be yanking over Steaming’s scenes!