Christina Aguilera almost goes topless and does bare butt in The Face. Click the pic to see Christina’s naked Ass-guilera. (The Nip Slip)

Angelina Jolie will be breastfeeding in W magazine. You will be drooling. (Pink Is the New Blog)

Is Carmen Electra pregnant? (Celeb News Wire)

Brooke Hogan busts out some body-slamming cleavage. (IDLYITW)

Madeline Zima is simply hot in Complex magazine. (Yeeeah!)

Vanessa Minnillo sucks it clean. (Flisted)

UK monster-boob goddess Jodie Marsh shows you her panties. (Celebrity Odor)

WWE Diva Torrie Wilson’s T&A challenges a teeny swimsuit. (Horny Oyster)

Marissa Miller hops on a hog. (Hollywood Tuna)

L.A.’s Grindhouse Fest at the New Beverly Cinema pays tribute to pioneering X-rated film director Henri Pachard. (AVN)

Holy cow! This chick’s got awesome udders! (Post Your Girls) more…

Get Sandy and Randy with Our Weekly List of the Most Bodacious Bikini Bods

Fall is here, and you're most likely about to wrap yourself in a long, woolen scarf and take a bite out of a crisp, juicy apple. This is a pleasant enough activity, but wouldn't you rather be unwrapping your woolens while getting a look at some famous babes with their juicy apples barely concealed by two triangles of spandex?

After the break, we count down the top bikini shots of the week. How will swimsuit/lingerie supermodel Marisa Miller--in her 2009 calendar--fare in our list? Find out! more…

Hey Big O- Who's in YOUR Top 10?

It started out as just an conversation among friends. Elisha Cuthbert or Scarlett Johansson? Gisele Bundchen or Marisa Miller? The "To-Do" list first circulated through the guys; who's hot, who's too old, who's a "Classic Beauty" and doable for all time, who's not old enough yet (or "The Untouchables"), and of course who's name will never come close to gracing the list. I have a basic rule- If they don't make you drool, they don't make the list. more…

It’s a Great, Big, Bare, Beautiful World We Live in Full of Celebrity Sex and Nudity

Flesh and blood: Jenna Jameson peels to promote Zombie Strippers. (The Blemish)

Boobalicious Brit bombshell Michelle Marsh busts out her massive Marsh-mallows. (Filthy Stars)

Bikini supermodel Marisa Miller oiled up and (we're) loving it. (DRW)

Voluptuous super-vixen Kelly Brook electrifies in latex lingerie. (Snarkerati)

Danielle Lloyd topless in Nuts will bust yours. (Hollywood Tuna) more…

Your Nightly Nudes and Sexy Celebrity Round-Up

Giselle Bundchen's butt (look to the left) is so hot no pants can contain its Brazilian abundance.

DEVELOPING: Is this a Suzanne Somers vagina flash?

Uma Thurman might not pregnant, but she's just as hot as if she were.

Paris Hilton might not be pregnant, but she's still hot anyway.

Is Anna Faris stepping in (deep) where Kendra Wilksinon just stepped off?

Tit-tit-cheeri-ho! Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder: The Page 3 Girls' Mighty Foursome.

Jessica and Ashlee: Stacked Simpson sisters sunbathe side-by-side.

Supermodel and Maxim cover girl Marissa Miller nude, nude,nude. more…

The half-Thai, all big hootered sex goddess, Tera Patrick (Picture: 1 - 2 - 3), is at the top of her porno game at the present with a skinpire that is as wide as the smiles on the faces of all who see her naked. Tera is one of porn's top (and nearly always topless) stars. She's won a plethora of awards, from AVN's Best New Starlet to Genesis magazine's Porn Star of the Year. VH1 named her one of the "Top Hottest Rock Star Girlfriends & Wives"-she is married to Biohazard singer/bassist/lucky bastard Evan "Spyder Jonez" Seinfeld-and she's been a runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year. more…