No Cotton Tail from Bunny Babe Lohan

As her infamous "recreating Marilyn Monroe's last sitting" naked shoot for New York Magazine proved, Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real, and yes, they are spectacular. But you best get those photos framed with acid-free paper and UV glass, because they might be the only Lindsay Lohan nude shots you get.

Allegedly she was offered a lucrative offer from the folks at Playboy to recreate another famous golden age star in the buff. And unfortunately, the answer is no. Pffft! What a cold way to celebrate the second anniversary of your air-conditioned upskirt flash, Lilo.

After the cut, find out exactly who she would have been imitating in the photo spread, and weep at the loss. more…

Between playing a Mean Girl on the big-screen and going girl-girl in real-life, Lindsay Lohan exposed the world to her ultimate naked girl-part on this date in 2006.

The occasion was the Venice Film Festival, where Lindsay landed to promote the ensemble drama Bobby. Upon stepping out of a boat in one of the city’s famous waterways, however, Lindsay suddenly cast herself in the immortal paparazzi image, “Baldy.”

So reminisce about where you were exactly two years ago when you first pondered starring opposite Lindsay Lohan’s smooth cooze in an intense video documentary titled I Know Who Filled Me.

Then click the pic for an uncensored look back Lindsay’s lusciously hairless lower front. more…

House Bunny Hottie Anna Faris to Portray Legendary Deep Throat Star Linda Lovelace in New Biopic

MTV recently reported that Anna Faris, who is presently hopping high atop box office charts in her tail-baring comedy hit The House Bunny, is preparing to portray larger-than-lust vintage porno pole-smoker Linda Lovelace in a biopic of the Deep Throat star tentatively titled Inferno.

Get the skinny on how far Anna Faris might have to go to properly portray Lovelace, along with Mr. Skin’s picks for other Hollywood actresses to play classic porn stars after the jump.

And then leave a comment and you tell us -- what other young starlets should portray vintage hardcore vixens on the big, blue screen? more…

Lindsay Loves Lesbians. It's Bras She Doesn't Particularly Care For

Lindsay Lohan has been spending so much time working and playing house with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson that we forgot she was a sublime stunner with gigantic boobs.

Just kidding, we would never forget about the gigantic boobs.

Yesterday, our favorite rehabbed starlet took in a little shopping in L.A. Hopefully, she wasn't underwear shopping, even though it appears she was fresh out of bras. But with a gravity-mocking rack like Lindsay's, encasing your natural endowments in an offensive nylon and wire contraption is like defacing the Mona Lisa.

Behind the cut, more bobbling Lindsay Lohan side boob! more…

Mr. Skin does NOT want Jennifer Love Hewitt to lose any weight. (Faded Youth)

Samantha Ronson has had it up to the level of Lindsay Lohan's flicking tongue with the press. (Celebrity Smackblog)

Molly Ringwald talks about playing a mom on American Teenager. (Celebrity Smackblog)

Deep Throat visionary Gerard Damiano turns 80 and Miss Jones is there! (Luke Is Back).

Alecia Sacramore’s Olympic ass will ignite your torch. (CoEd)

Marcela Mar nip slip at Vicky Cristina Barcelona premiere. (Filthy Stars)

Hugh Hefner decrees: No more parties at the Playboy Mansion. (Female First) more…

Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh With the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest Tinseltown T&A Questions.

Today's Query: What two actresses would you most like to see in a lesbian scene?

What with Girls Gone Wild, The L Word, and Lindsay Lohan's apparent lady-loving predilection, lesbian sex is everywhere these days. Still there are some Hollywood holdouts who have yet to light up the screen in skintastically Sapphic fashion.

The Skin Team hit the great outdoors to grill Joe and Jane Q. Pube-lick on what muff-to-muff starlet pairing they'd most want to lay their eyes on. Press play for the results. more…

Mega-mammed Lindsay Lohan Declares Her Little Sis Possesses No Silicone, Only Outstanding Lohan Genes

Pics surfaced recently of teen reality-show star Ali Lohan looking a bit pumped up in the pontoon region, but her super-famous, super-stacked sis, Lindsay Lohan, claims Ali's just growing into her birthright—just like Lindsay did before donning a stunning array of tight tops in Mean Girls. After the cut, hear what Linds has to say about the famous Lohan lactators, and see a pic of all-grown-up Lindsay displaying what good breeding bestowed her with. more…

Lindsay Lohan Lights Up Los Angeles in a Scorchingly Sexy See-Through Shirt -- in Public!

Mighty-jugged vagina-lover Lindsay Lohan strutted about the City of Angels recently in a flimsy tank-top that provided an absolutely divine view of her heavenly hooters (pics courtesy of Barfland).

See more, and meditate deeply on how many hot ladies have gotten to suckle La Lohan's luscious love balloons, after the jugalicious jump. more…

Mamarazzi Lists Top 10 Showbiz Ladies Who Munch

Gossip blog Mamarazzi published a list today of the 10 hottest celebrity lesbians and, not surprisingly, more than a handful of these lusty lezzies can be found flashing flesh on MrSkin.com!

Read more and check out a salacious celebrity Sapphic sex screen cap after the jump. more…

Eva Herzigova bares tit-alia in GQ Italia. (MDolla)

Let's all fight about this list of the 50 Sexiest Music Videos. (Nerve)

Barbarella goes terminally psychedella at Hollywood Forever cemetery. (Defamer)

Big O, Daddy-o! Petra Nemcova goes all Bettie Page via rockabilly hairdo.(I'm Not Obsessed)

The BBC covers DDD-cups and beyond in the documentary Big Breasts and Me. (Boobie Blog)

Luscious Lindsay Lohan side-boob. (College Humor)

Kim Kardashian is titanically sexy in a teal dress. (DRW)

Drunk Celebs: A Retrospective. (CityRag)

Meet Aurora Jolie, Vaginal Virgin (Fleshbot).

Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson hot it up at the premiere of their lesbo movie (Derek Hail)

Gwen Stefani is awesomely nine months pregnant. (Dlisted)






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Father of the Millenium Michael Lohan Pooh-Pooh’s Lindsay and Sam’s Rumored Nipple-to-Nipple Nuptials

According to gossip blog I’m Not Obsessed, celebrity-by-parasitic-association Michael Lohan states that he would not be down with a muff-diving marriage between his daughter Lindsay Lohan and her potential groom-with-a-gash, Samantha Ronson.

Is it even remotely possible that he hasn’t already pitched the Sapphic ceremony as a reality series?

Read Michael Lohan’s full quote, and see a lesbian sex clip that’s powerfully evocative of Lindsay and Sam making rub-a-dub in a tub, right after the jump. more…

British Newspaper Reports that Lindsay Lohan and Lesbian Lover Samatha Ronson Want to Make It Legal

News of the World scribe Rav Singh reports that Lindsay Lohan plans to marry Samantha Ronson this year in a private (but also pube-lick) ceremony to be held in Los Angeles.

Find out if the bride(s) will wear black, and see some classic big-boob/small-boob lesbo action, right after the cut. more…