Hottest Football Teams Since the '86 Bears

Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 was a time of great social upheaveal in America. The Carolina defense, led by former Tarheel Julius Peppers, was unable to stop Tom Brady’s short pass attack and Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme and wide receiver Muhsin Munhammed couldn’t put enough point on the board to come up with a win against the Pats.

And at halftime, all this was nearly forgotten when Janet Jackson’s famous “wardrobe malfunction” of a nip-slip sent Americans flocking to Tivo and to MrSkin.com in record numbers.

But on another channel, viewers were busy ogling the first annual Lingerie Bowl, featuring models playing full-contact football wearing shoulder pads, helmets, sports bars and panties.

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In my nocturnal ramblings through cyberspace, I recently came across a list of the hottest vampires in cinematic history, in anticipation, no doubt, of the second episode of True Blood tomorrow night.

At first I was confused and alarmed, because all of the female I know that got into acting wanted to keep their identity as members of the undead under wraps. Not all of them were smart about it, though. I’m not naming names, of course. (Rose McGowan and Fairuza Balk.)

But then I saw, to my relief, that they were actually listing mortal actresses who played vampires on film. The list mentions some of my favorites, including Soledad Miranda, Lucy Liu, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Angie Everhart, and Carla Gugino.

But a whole host of boobtastic babes that no self-respecting bloodsucker could forget are absent from the list. It is my duty as Chief Undersex-retary in charge of Naked Actresses for the All-Transylvania Secret Sodality of Monsters Encouraging Nudity (A.S.S.M.E.N. for short) to remedy this situation.

To that (rear) end, here are five more incredible hot movie vampires for your sanguine and salubrious skin-tillation.

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Hugh Hefner Searches for a Replacement Bunny!

A few weeks ago Mr. Skin reported that Hugh Hefner concubine and Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson was planning on ditching her Bunny ears and moving out of Hugh's mamnificent mansion. But, ever the epitome of his mag's title, Hugh can't live with just two lady friends waiting to fulfill his every desire. So naturally rumor has it that Hef is eying a new squeeze—and shocker of all shockers, she's a brunette! Get the scoop on Hef's new scoops after the cut. more…

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