Immortal Sex and Beauty Icon Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, Took Her Own Life by Applying a Venomous Snake to Her Breast on This Date, 2,038 Years Ago.

Her rule of ancient Egypt is legendary.

She provided a signature role for screen vamps Theda Bara and Elizabeth Taylor.

She has served as the subject of numerous highbrow and lowbrow films alike.

And she laid down some of the most crucial cornerstones of goth-girl culture.

For those reasons, among others, Cleopatra lives on as one of humanity's -- and, especially, Hollywood's -- truly timeless glamor goddesses.

Learn more, and see some naked pyramids, after the jump. more…

Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut. more…

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