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Paris Hilton’s new perfume ad will tinker with your bells – and so will her sprayed-on black outfit (click the pic). (Yeeeah!)

The pornoratti come out hard for the Pirates II premiere in Hollywood. (Fleshbot)

The Jennifer Aniston bikini blow out bodaciously barrels onward. (Drunken Father)

Dita Von Teese makes for the meat in a Lily Allen-Katy Perry sandwich. (Socialite’s Life)

Kelly Osbourne learned about sex backstage at an Ozzy show. (IMDB)

Go-Go’s guitarist Charlotte Caffey scoring Linda Lovelace rock opera. (AVN)

Achtung, boobies! Lexx lustbomb Eva Habermann hoists a couple of kegs for Oktoberfest. (Zelebs)

For Rosh Hashanna: Jewish girls in porn. (Fleshbot)

The sex industry is skeptical about any Britney Spears porn tape. (AVN)

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Friends Fox Snagged in Possible Bikini Lip-Slip

The Superficial has posted numerous paparazzi shots today of Jennifer Aniston fantastically filling out a teeny green bikini.

One snap in particular proves to be moist intriguing -- it looks very much like the front of Jen’s swimsuit bottom is riding the crest of her left-side labia, thereby exposing half of her delectably clean-shaven Ani-snizz.

The Celebrity Vulva station here at Skin Central is furiously studying the photograph to determine for sure just what it is we’re exactly seeing so much of that we can smell it (and love it).

In the meantime, click the pic for a close-up of Jennifer Aniston's comely crotch and leave your skin-alysis in our Comments section. more…

Counting Down the Sexiest Celeb Bikini Bodies from Five to One, But Aren't They All Winners?

Bikini babes show no sign of slowing, even with the cooler temps and raging hurricanes and tropical storms. This week, a load of our favorites strapped on the slinky string swimwear and gave us visions that will keep us warm long into December. How did everyone's most luscious lust object, Megan Fox, fare in the list? Find out after the cut. more…

Jen Shows Off Her Butt . . . Doggy Style

Jennifer Aniston is single again after splitting with her wuss-rock boyfriend of a couple of months, John Mayer. This is sad news for a brokenhearted Jen, but great news for your masturbatory Jennifer Aniston fantasies!

Although tabloids are claiming that Jen is gutted over the split, you wouldn't know it from looking at her. Looking at her impossibly tight butt in impossibly tight white pants, that is. Down boy!

More on Jen's sexily single status after the break. more…

Welcome to August. The dog days of summer are here, though you'd never know it looking at these recent paparazzi pics from CelebSlam and The Superficial. It appears that Hollywood is experiencing a freak cold spell, if the thermometers attached to Jessica Alba's and Jennifer Aniston's breasts are to be believed.

Mr. Skin is no meteorologist but knows a cold snap when he sees one. Or two. Or four, as the case may be.

For more stiff-tipped nipples from Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston, click through the cut. No padded bra necessary. more…

Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh with the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest T&A Questions. Today's Query: Who Has the Best Boobs in Hollywood?

Breasts. Boobs. Bosoms. Hooters. Honkers. Funbags. Jugs. Milk-Missiles. Meat-Balloons. Sweater-Stuffers. Tits. Bo-Bo’s. Ta-Ta’s.

For this edition of Skin on the Street, we asked members of public to name the Hollywood starlet who bears the best set of dairy-dirigibles. You told us. Click play and watch.
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If ever one single body part could embody someone's entire personality, it would be the storied lips of Angelina Jolie. Impossibly puffy, pouty, and pink, those infamous, sensuous smackers perfectly personify the sweltering seductress that lies beyond the parted pair. Those lips have come to symbolize female sensuality-like a siren's song, they reduce all men and most women to quivering, helpless piles of lust. more…

Kevin Bacon-that heroic man of a million connections-has enjoyed an appropriately abundant array of Oscar-winning starlets. We link them up. more…

I apologize for my lack of updates the past few days-but I've been extremely busy holed up in my office here at Skin Central, frantically fast-forwarding and pausing, preparing for one of the most exciting events of the year: my annual Anatomy Awards!

The Oscars are this Sunday, and as outstanding acting is honored, I, too, will toast this past year's greatest sin-ematic achievements.

Fast-forwarding to the good parts of all of the flesh-filled flicks of the past year was a long, hard undertaking (and how!). 2007 offered up a bumper crop of onscreen skin, but I'm positive that the breast women will win!

Winners announced last year included The Break-Up's Jennifer Aniston for "Best PG-13 Nude Scene" and Loverboy star Kyra Sedgwick for "Best Over 40 Nude Scene."

Who will nab Mr. Skin's coveted Anatomy Awards this year? Tune EARLY to Howard 100 on Sirus this Monday, February 25th to find out! more…

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