Much of the Latin sexplosion in international cinema since the 1980s is the product of richly imaginative, affably perverse filmmaker Pedro Almodóvar, who was born Calzada de Calatrava, Ciudad Real, Castilla-La Mancha, Spain on this date in 1949.

With Iberian eyeful Victoria Abril serving as his mouth-watering muse, Almodóvar has created a one-of-a-kind canon of outrageous, omnisexual skinematic wonders on the order of Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Matador, Kika, All About My Mother, High Heels, Dark Habits, and Volver.

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Father of the Millenium Michael Lohan Pooh-Pooh’s Lindsay and Sam’s Rumored Nipple-to-Nipple Nuptials

According to gossip blog I’m Not Obsessed, celebrity-by-parasitic-association Michael Lohan states that he would not be down with a muff-diving marriage between his daughter Lindsay Lohan and her potential groom-with-a-gash, Samantha Ronson.

Is it even remotely possible that he hasn’t already pitched the Sapphic ceremony as a reality series?

Read Michael Lohan’s full quote, and see a lesbian sex clip that’s powerfully evocative of Lindsay and Sam making rub-a-dub in a tub, right after the jump. more…

Abril showers bring May flowers, and you’ll have to take a cold shower after plucking the blooming buds of Spanish dish Victoria Abril. This willowy, caramel-tressed enchantress boasts one of the most impressive skinographies in move skinstory, so be sure to get obsessed with Obsesión, take in her fully mooned butt-er in The Moon in the Gutter, bind yourself to Vic’s lush bush in Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, and take a bite of her funbaguettes in French Twist. Dying to see more of this sizzling skinternational sex bomb? Take in Mr. Skin’s Babe of the Day salute to Victoria Abril after the cut and you’ll be sure to reach Between Your Legs. And to get the complete skinny on Victoria Abril nude, upgrade to Mr. Skin Premium now. more…

Ah, spring! When a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of bats and balls and the Hollywood babes that make him swing for the fences. Grab your pencil and have a run at Mr. Skin's statistical take on Tinseltown's breast players in the game! more…

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