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Jessica Simpson Upskirt Thwarted; Elizabeth Hurley Not So Quick Thinking

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Recently Mr. Skin saluted the Top 10 Best Upskirt Shots, and since then we've seen a flurry of upskirt action, yesterday with Christina Milian giving up a pound of mound, and today with Elizabeth Hurley giving her best effort with a snatch of flesh-colored panties and Jessica Simpson showing her distaste for the whole genre with a demure hand over the crotch. Mr. Skin will be keeping his eyes peeled—and hopefully his fly undone—in the coming days to see if other upskirt-inclined female celebs will throw their furburgers into the ring for October 2008's Crotch-Flash-Off. If we're lucky, it'll be like the meeting of Britney and Paris all over again.

Jessica Simpson pic via I Don't Like You in That Way.
Elizabeth Hurley pic via the Daily Mail. more…

Tinseltown T&A Link Depository -- September 22, 2008

Christina HendricksMad Men’s ravishingly redheaded mammary goddess Christina Hendricks is a voluptuous vision in green at the Emmys. (The Blemish)

Jessica Simpson jugs it up at the Country Fair (Drunken Stepfather)

Score! Jessica Biel plays bikini football. (Sexiest Celebrities)

Gretchen Mol is nippilicious in a see-through top. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Is Playboy babe Kendra Wilkinson dating NFL star Hank Baskett? (Hollywood Gossip)

Now we know who takes off the pants in that family: Portia de Rossi will be changing name to Portia Degeneres. (Pop Crunch)

Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeds and the FBI steps in. (Celeb News Wire)

Celebrity cameltoe roundup. (Cityrag) more…

Tinseltown T&A Link Depository -- September 17, 2008

Katy Perry lollipopKaty Perry kissed a girl, sexily sucks lollipop and blows bubbles in new photo shoot. (LAXtime)

"Hey, Leighton Meester: Nice side-boob, seester!" (On 205th)

Vanessa Hudgens' latex pants performance. (The Nip Slip)

The Coen Brothers' hit flick Burn After Reading sparks sales of The Silky dildo. (AVN)

Tila Tequila in Inked: it don't stinked! (LAXtime)

See Shauna Sands' undies in a see-through dress. (Yeeeah!)

Maggie Gyllenhaal nakedly breastfeeding leads The 50 Buzziest Blog Posts of All Time. (Nerve)

Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Alyssa Milano, and other hot female celebrity sports fans. (AllBalls) more…

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy: Jessica Simpson Jiggles on Letterman

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Jessica Simpson Reveals Hidden Juggling Talent on Late Night TV


Sexy Texan Jessica Simpson has had quite a week, from nearly popping her top at the Grand Ole Opry to flashing naked butt. Last night, she continued her week of wonders by making an appearance on Letterman, wearing a low-cut get up and helpfully shaking her famously oversized torso tonnage.

The singing sensation also claimed that she never knowingly jinxed boyfriend Tony Romo's football games, but one look at Jess's jiggling jugs and we were fumbling all over the place!

After the jump, see the video of the glorious, gyrating goodness. more…

Jessica Simpson Flashes Ass!

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J-Simp Accidentally Bares Sweet Butt-Cheeks


Buxom blonde songbird Jessica Simpson provided concert-goers with a fanny-tastic blast of her bare butt last night.

Taxi Driver Movie has got the pics of the former Mrs. Lachey's skinsationally tasty seat-meat.

Can her nakedly mam-nificent boobs (or, as her father refers to them, "double-D suckers") be far behind? Or up front? Or ... wherever! Jessica, just get nude soon!

Mr. Skin is on his knees and all a-pucker. Get a close-up look at Jessica's cheek peek after the jump. more…

Tinseltown T&A Link Depository -- September 10, 2008

Peaches Geldof lingeriePeaches Geldof and Daisy Lowe star in a kinkily gothic omnisexual lingerie campaign for Agent Provocateur via both hot pics and a searingly sexy video. (Fleshbot)

Katy Perry is Miss Coed! (Coed Magazine)

Garbage lead singer and Scottish hottie Shirley Manson morphs into a urinal. (Defamer)

Nicole Richie shows off her baby, boobies. (Superficial)

Beyonce nip slip round-up. (City Rag)

Holly Madison nip-slip. Can nude centerfolds have those? (Hollywood Tuna)

UK boobie bombshell Gemma Atkinson goes Nuts. (Yeeeah!)

Jessica Simpson's double-D suckers stop traffic. (The Grumpiest)

World’s largest backyard all-girl applesauce ring busted! (Deadspin) more…

Jessica Simpson Nearly Pops Grande Ole Topry at Grand Ole Opry

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Yeeee-hawt! Jessica Simpson Goes Country!


You'd never think country music would have you fiddling with yourself. But that's before top-heavy pop tartlet Jessica Simpson turned her back on her pop music roots and embraced country.

On Saturday night, Simpson made her very first appearance at the legendary Grand Ole Opry, and it was the greatest show of a gorgeous blonde with ten gallon ta-tas since the last time Dolly Parton performed there.

To see video of Jessica's near nip slip, click through past the jump. more…

Lisa Rinna Gets Wet Washing Car in a Bikini!

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Lisa Rinna Reenacts The Bikini Carwash Company



Scratch off "feeling violently jealous of Harry Hamlin" to your list of things you'd never thought you'd do.

Hamlin's wife, the intoxicatingly mammoth-mouthed actress Lisa Rinna, recently turned heads and dropped jaws when she crammed her tight and toned body into a gold bikini top and the shortest shorts this side of Hazzard County so she could get all soaked washing her car.

Lisa's recent jaunt on Dancing with the Stars turned her already-hot bod into a lean, mean, car-washing machine. More after the cut! more…

Animal Instincts III hits DVD -- August 16, 1999

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Wendy Schumacher in Animal Instincts III (1 thumb)Ask any filmmaker: a great movie begins with a great script.

And on this date, in 1999, a mound-blowing motion picture hit DVD (after four years of VHS) that proved that maxim to be true – down to the letter.

The film is titled Animal Instincts III (although sometimes it’s also called Animal Instincts: The Seductress).

The screenwriter was Selwyn Harris. The director, Gregory Dark. The boobs, butthole and vagina came courtesy of Wendy Schumacher, and a whole bunch of other California hotties, one of whom happened to be real-teen porn scorcher Jenteal.

Get the full scoops after the jump. more…

Jessica Simpson Teases, Pleases Boyfriend Tony Romo with Webcam Show

jessica Simpson_sexyTen gallon teated bombshell Jessica Simpson is used to being the focus of attention behind a screen. After all, she shot to fame on boob tube with Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and filled Catherine Bach's legendary short shorts as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard.

Now, Jess is getting Hazzard-ously hot on her own time, peeling down in front of a webcam for her Dallas Cowboy beau Tony Romo.

After the jump, find out exactly what went down (Jess's panties?) on that computer monitor! more…

Madonna Sex Tape! Jessica Simpson Sex Tape!

Recently the celebrity sex-tape world has been populated by disappointing fakes and perverse-curiosity-fueled novelties. So the prospect of two A-list stars like Madonna and Jessica Simpson starring in their very own fuck films is definitely titillating. Unfortunately we're talking about two distinct tapes here, but we've still got our fingers crossed that Jessica Simpson and Madonna will meet in a hotel hallway one night and let the famous-celebrity lesbian-sex-tape fantasy run its course. Mr. Skin can dream. Until then, get the scoop on the Madonna and Jessica Simpson sex tapes after the cut. more…

Mr. Skin's PM Tinseltown T&A

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Your Nightly Nudes and Sexy Celebrity Round-Up


Giselle Bundchen's butt (look to the left) is so hot no pants can contain its Brazilian abundance.

DEVELOPING: Is this a Suzanne Somers vagina flash?

Uma Thurman might not pregnant, but she's just as hot as if she were.

Paris Hilton might not be pregnant, but she's still hot anyway.

Is Anna Faris stepping in (deep) where Kendra Wilksinon just stepped off?

Tit-tit-cheeri-ho! Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder: The Page 3 Girls' Mighty Foursome.

Jessica and Ashlee: Stacked Simpson sisters sunbathe side-by-side.

Supermodel and Maxim cover girl Marissa Miller nude, nude,nude. more…

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