New ultra-rare nude bondage pics of WWE Diva and Go Daddy hottie Candice Michelle. (Wrestling News Desk)

Is Salma Hayek half-lesbian? (Celeb News Wire)

Jodie Marsh is a big-boobed mess of hotness. (Hollywood Tuna)

Max Hardcore gets obscenely hard time. (AVN)

Shannen Doherty disses Paris Hilton's sex tape. Shan's hot, but no porn critic. (Female First)

Britney fitness video? (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian jogs, our heiney-loving heart skips huge beats. (Drunken Stepfather)

Rose McGowan pokes ’em cuz she’s got ’em. (DRW)

New Pussy(cat Dolls) video! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Our Big O gets Big AVN Coverage (AVN) more…

Recently Mr. Skin saluted the Top 10 Best Upskirt Shots, and since then we've seen a flurry of upskirt action, yesterday with Christina Milian giving up a pound of mound, and today with Elizabeth Hurley giving her best effort with a snatch of flesh-colored panties and Jessica Simpson showing her distaste for the whole genre with a demure hand over the crotch. Mr. Skin will be keeping his eyes peeled—and hopefully his fly undone—in the coming days to see if other upskirt-inclined female celebs will throw their furburgers into the ring for October 2008's Crotch-Flash-Off. If we're lucky, it'll be like the meeting of Britney and Paris all over again.

Jessica Simpson pic via I Don't Like You in That Way.
Elizabeth Hurley pic via the Daily Mail. more…

Still more Li-Lo and Sam-Ro bi(kini) action. (Celeb News Wire)

Megan Fox: “I’m a man with a vagina.” (Daily Stab)

Nikki Blonski, who is a woman with a vagina, kicked someone’s mom, who is also a woman, “in the vagina.” (The Blemish)

Fergie digs Sophia Loren’s sweet Italian ass. (TMZ)

Craazey sexyy Keeley Hazell videos. (Unibrow)

Brooke Hogan sexies it up at Miami Fashion Week. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Britney Spears wants to buy her own sex tape. (IDLYITW) more…

Paris Hilton’s new perfume ad will tinker with your bells – and so will her sprayed-on black outfit (click the pic). (Yeeeah!)

The pornoratti come out hard for the Pirates II premiere in Hollywood. (Fleshbot)

The Jennifer Aniston bikini blow out bodaciously barrels onward. (Drunken Father)

Dita Von Teese makes for the meat in a Lily Allen-Katy Perry sandwich. (Socialite’s Life)

Kelly Osbourne learned about sex backstage at an Ozzy show. (IMDB)

Go-Go’s guitarist Charlotte Caffey scoring Linda Lovelace rock opera. (AVN)

Achtung, boobies! Lexx lustbomb Eva Habermann hoists a couple of kegs for Oktoberfest. (Zelebs)

For Rosh Hashanna: Jewish girls in porn. (Fleshbot)

The sex industry is skeptical about any Britney Spears porn tape. (AVN)

… and Britney concurs. (E!) more…

Audrina Patridge fills out a monokini like few others. Click the pic to see a tattooed hottie come close to her. And it's Audrina's sister!!! (Less Clothes)

Believe it when you’re beatin’ off to it: another Britney Spears sex tape rumor. (Bitten and Bound)

Brooke Hogan isn’t gay but “might as well be.” (Fox News)

Katherine Heigl can’t quit sucking hot sticks. (Defamer)

Gemma Atkinson’s sexy calendar makes every day the very breast. (Sexy Pix)

We like that Paris Hilton likes to wear latex (FYB)

… and Posh, too! (Socialite’s Life)

Lucy Pinder’s giant boobs in Zoo magazine will make you howl. (Hollywood Tuna)

One-tit wonders. (Soaresilva via Indie Nudes) more…

Reality TV hottie Megan Hauserman bares her boobs -- click pic to see them. (Egotastic)

Blake Lively swimsuit shoot. (The Blemish)

Britney Spears’ new song “Womanizer” rocks and got leaked. (Celeb News Wire)

Paris Hilton is made of porno (Female First)

Girl crush alert! Eva Mendes oozes for Keira Knightley. (SF Gate)

Angelina Jolie is a real doll! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Thandie Newton is totally hot for giving birth. (IMDB)

Amy Winehouse has an itchy crotch. (IDLYITW)

Holly Madison is breastiful. (Hollywood Tuna)

Traci Bingham see-through nip slip. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Endless eyefuls of blind gossip items. (Blind Gossip) more…

Keeley Hazell's nudie calendar will keep you in touch all year. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears poses topless for charity. (Female First)

Jessica Alba's tramp stamp revealed!(Less Clothes)

Dita Von Teese offers Amy Winehouse a makeover. (Contact Music)

Charlize Theron hates The Hills (but we love hers!). (The Blemish)

See Diora Baird's topless photo-shoot video. (Boobie Blog)

… and then see Diora Baird's topless photos.(Less Clothes)

What's going up, Doc? Transsexual porn icon Buck Angel will be immortalized as a statue (AVN)

Do you smell like UK boob queen Jordan? If not, you can now! (Socialite Life)
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Hey Big O- Who's in YOUR Top 10?

It started out as just an conversation among friends. Elisha Cuthbert or Scarlett Johansson? Gisele Bundchen or Marisa Miller? The "To-Do" list first circulated through the guys; who's hot, who's too old, who's a "Classic Beauty" and doable for all time, who's not old enough yet (or "The Untouchables"), and of course who's name will never come close to gracing the list. I have a basic rule- If they don't make you drool, they don't make the list. more…

Britney, Paris, One More Time!

It could be the greatest pairing in pop history. The operative words being "pair" and "pop".

America's barest heiress, hotel hottie Paris Hilton, says that she would love to hook up with Britney Spears for a duet on her new CD.

According to Showbiz Spy, Paris recently said"

"My new album's out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney. It is really poppy and sounds a bit like Kylie Minogue."

This sounds like possibly the greatest pairing in musical history, especially considering the fact that the last time Paris and Britney hooked up, they released a smash hit. Or maybe a gash hit!

To take a trip back to 2006 and find out exactly what we're talking about, click "more" more…

Statuettes for the Statuesque: Music's Hottest Win Big at MTV VMAs

Last night, pop music's finest and fleshiest converged under one roof to celebrate the medium of the music video. And thanks to some amazingly over-the-top and deliriously skimpy outfits, most of the performances were more like perv-formances.

Britney Spears opened the show and proved that she's back on top by showing off what she had up top in a super-slinky and low-cut get-up that left us singing, "Tit me, baby, one more time!"

Although she didn't sing or dance, Brit picked up a whopping three moon men for her "Piece of Me" video.

To see more pieces of Brit--and even more of Pink and Rihanna, click "more". more…

Mama Spears Admits Brit Had Sex- and Drug-Filled Youth

Back when she was a girl, not yet a women, Britney Spears was not that innocent.

Although at the peak of Britney's success in the late 1990s, she adamantly swore that she was a virgin, new information revealed by mom Lynne Spears in a book called Through the Storm suggests that our favorite blond pop tart was regularly getting Spears'ed and experimenting with drugs as young as fourteen!

Click "more" and dig into the full story on Brit's wild years, plus find out about her upcoming return to the stage! more…

Ask any filmmaker: a great movie begins with a great script.

And on this date, in 1999, a mound-blowing motion picture hit DVD (after four years of VHS) that proved that maxim to be true – down to the letter.

The film is titled Animal Instincts III (although sometimes it’s also called Animal Instincts: The Seductress).

The screenwriter was Selwyn Harris. The director, Gregory Dark. The boobs, butthole and vagina came courtesy of Wendy Schumacher, and a whole bunch of other California hotties, one of whom happened to be real-teen porn scorcher Jenteal.

Get the full scoops after the jump. more…