Porn parodies are ubiquitous these days- just name a movie or a TV show, and there's a porn parody for it. The Brady Bunch? Yup. Seinfeld? Uh huh. Barney and Friends? Ew, no! That's just gross.
So it's not news that Vivid is currently producing Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, in stores and online September 1. The news is that, judging from the trailer, even the non-naked parts look pretty good. Usually porn parody trailers are an exercise in tedium, since of course you can't put any of the really good stuff on YouTube, but the Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody trailer actually contains a few quality laffs.
Star Wars isn't exactly stacked with female characters, so most of the intergalactic intercourse will be perv-formed by the lovely Allie Haze, seen at left, as Princess Leia, plus an assortment of female storm troopers and cantina patrons. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody will also be released in 3D, because if there's one thing we can't let the Asians overshadow us in, it's porn. They did it first, but we'll do it better, damn it!
If this series is successful, by the time they get to Star Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, director Axel Braun may be able to pull off the skinpossible: a porn parody that's better than the movie it's based on.
And yes, Chewbacca DOES get a sex scene.
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