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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide! more…

Mr. Skin loves Judd Apatow.

And Mr. Skin’s affection would flow toward Hollywood’s reigning comedy filmmaker regardless of whether or not Apatow returned the compliment by showcasing MrSkin.com at the fifty-nine-minute mark of the blockbuster Knocked Up (although that certainly doesn’t hurt).

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Every generation, it happens. One lascivious book makes its way into the mainstream and is picked up by even the most staid and uptight of people. And then one day, their children, casually browsing Mom and Dad’s bookshelf, come across the book, with its creased and worn spine, and pick it up for a quick thumb-through. And immediately the pimply pubescents are ushered into a magical new world filled with thoughts of flesh and boners.

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The Wicked Imagination of History's Most Notorious Writer Has Made for Some of Skinema's Most Indelible Excursions Into Extreme Sex

Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction.
—D.A.F. Sade

This year marks the 268th birthday of one of history's most notorious figures, the Divine Marquis, Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade.

The Marquis de Sade's name is synonymous with perversion and sexual abandon, although Sade's writings more than his life reflect an obsession with debauchery, excess, and violently erotic transgression.

Since not everyone is likely to find time to read his many novels, plays, and essays, Mr. Skin has compiled a list of essential viewing for the Sadean skinephile.

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It’s summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere, and to commemorate the occasion, here’s a list of some of Mr. Skin’s favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word summer.


So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach! more…

“I like big butts and I cannot lie,” rhapsodized Sir Mix-A-Lot in “Baby Got Back,” his 1992 smash single that simply cannot be overlooked when composing a paean to the limitless pleasures of lusciously large-scaled female posteriors.

Of course, legendary metal mavens Spinal Tap had already kicked open that back door lyrically via their opus “Big Bottom,” which declares: “The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’ / The looser the waistband / the deeper the quicksand / My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights / Big game's waiting there inside her tights!” more…

Let Mr. Skin skintroduce you to a series of sweltering starlets so sweat-inducing that "summer" is actually part of their name. more…

Severin Films brings mind-and-lap-blowing skinema faves such as Gwendoline and The Sinful Dwarf to DVD. Get the skinny from one of the brains behind the awesome outfit. more…

Col. Tobias McGleaner takes a closer look at the hottest European Axis beauties documented on MrSkin.com more…

Who's the BREAST in show? Mr. Skin knows all . . . and shows all. And when it comes to humungous hooters, these 13 titanically top-heavy knockouts will udderly blow you away! more…

Ah, spring! When a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of bats and balls and the Hollywood babes that make him swing for the fences. Grab your pencil and have a run at Mr. Skin's statistical take on Tinseltown's breast players in the game! more…

Robust, redheaded fright-film siren Zoe Hunter Lee talks about unleashing her pumpkins in a T&A-heavy Q&A that'll have you jacking your lantern. more…