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Splash (1984)

Mr Skin Discovers Never-Before-Seen Chicken of the Sea

At the Mr Skin labs, the old classics never go out of style. Take Ron Howard’s 1984 romantic comedy Splash, featuring Summer Lovers star Daryl Hannah as a mamtastic mermaid named Madison.

Just the other day, the boys in the lab were watching Daryl’s delicious derriere in the famous rear view shot at the 27 minute mark as she walks naked toward the statue of liberty.

But on closer inspection, someone suddenly noticed that he was looking at more than just a mermaid’s tail—there were fish-lips in there, too!

Read more after the jump.

Topless Babes from Age of Stone Will Give You a Raging Bone

With a cast that includes A-listers like Heroes star Ali Larter and recently nude supermodel Carol Alt, National Lampoon's The Stoned Age would seem to have enough flesh to ogle.

With all this female talent, the non-nude contributions of child star Madeline Zima (who recently went topless in Californication) and her two sisters Vanessa and Yvonne landed on the cutting room floor.

But not to worry, they still show up in the DVD extras section with four other luscious ladies whose topless scenes were inexplicably left out of the final edit.

Read more and see some nude screencaps after the jump.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.