Sorority House Massacre II (1990)

If a homicidal maniac was surreptitiously invading a sorority house at an obscure university and slayed a slew of coeds (after ogling them in all manner of undress), the prudent reaction would be for remaining obscure universities to doublecheck the window-locks at their sorority houses. Luckily, imprudence reigns in America because Sorority House Massacre II (1990) is worth the sacrifice of a half dozen future feminist theorists. Rather than give away the plot, let’s just say that any film blessed with career-high performances from a flesh-flashing cast has more assets than any one film has a right to. For starters, Stacia Zhivago shows off her acting chops as well as her three Bs just 21 minutes into the movie! Two minutes later, a be-thonged Barbii bares her boobs and buns. The same can be said of Dana Bentley who admires her skin at the 24-minute mark. Of course, we were admiring Melissa Moore’s massive mams when she takes a shower. Perhaps that’s why we’re reaching for the towels! Not to be outdone, hottie Gail Harris steams up the lens when she peels off her skirt to reveal her white panties. Breast of all, she takes off her black brassiere to showcase her plastic fantastics! If that’s not arousing enough, sexy brunette Bridget Carney plays a topless stripper who rubs her nude boobs on a pole! Built blonde Savannah follows the act. What she lacks in boobage, she makes up for in muscles. Who’s afraid of a murderer when these girls are killer?