Girls in
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

Phoebe Cates’s other great ’80s teen sex comedy also

features Saw babe Betsy Russell, scream queen Brinke Stevens, and loads of sexy surprises.

If summertime 1982 served as cherry-popping Ground Zero for the decade’s teen sex comedy phenomenon—and seeing as it contained the premieres of Porky's, The Last American Virgin, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it did—then the subsequent swelter season’s Private School (1983) was the first direct fallout. And what a gloriously radiant after-effect it is.

To be sure, a spate of raunchy teen farces did rush into theaters during the ’82-’83 school year—among them: The Beach Girls, Homework, Joysticks, Losin’ It, Goin’ All the Way, My Tutor, Pink Motel, Spring Break, (the mighty) Screwballs, and (the also mighty) Zapped!

But Private School represented Hollywood’s first full-scale attempt to concoct an all-out teen sex comedy blockbuster, calculatedly combining familiar genre tropes (nerds, jocks, nudity-producing pranks, cross-dressing one’s way into the girls’ shower room, etc.), and then adding Phoebe Cates—the naked girl from Fast Times—up on top like a beautiful, brown-nippled bow.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 11: Michelle Bauer

Before the world knew her as Michelle Bauer, this slinky, native Californian brunette turned the world on as a Penthouse Pet and hardcore porn sensation Pia Snow, in X-rated classics such as Café Flesh and Bad Girls.

Then, in a series of R-rated romps including Homework, Reform School Girls, and Tomboy, she re-skin-vented herself as Michelle Bauer. With The Tomb and Nightmare Sisters, that name came to define the very breast of what a scream queen should be.

Among Michelle’s flesh-packed fright favorites are Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Spirits, Camp Fear, Evil Toons, Marie-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula, Tomb of the Werewolf, and Whispers From a Shallow Grave.

Click the pic to see more of Michelle Bauer nude.

This past April I, Alix Lakehurst, was named Tromette of the Month. This placed me in an elite company of previous monthly Tromette honorees, as well as the women of Troma Films themselves-the original, immortal Tromettes who ignite the silver screen with searing star power and fresh, funky eroticism as unique as Troma itself.