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Jersey Shore guidette Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi gets a lot of flack from haters online (and on TV, and in magazines...) but we're willing to bet there are plenty of men out there who would plunk down cold, hard cash to see her chow down on an Egg McMuff.

And according to a new interview with The Huffington Post, she's down:

“I would consider myself bi,” Snooki says. “I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like penis. But I’ve experimented.”

Think we could pay her in pickles?

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