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Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

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Samuel L. Jackson wants these motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane! That should be pretty much all anyone needs to know about the much-joked-about, dizzyingly high-camp hit Snakes on a Plane (2006). The plot? Pretty much what the title says. Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips) is a dude in witness protection who is going to testify against a bigtime mob boss. Travelling to the trial, FBI Agent Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) is tasked with keeping him safe, which becomes a whole lot harder thanks to the mob boss' putting a self destructing crate of venomous snakes on the plane. With special pheromones splashed on souvenir leis guaranteeing the serpents get to snapping, the crate's bomb goes off and it's pandemonium. From there, it's Samuel L. punching snakes, snakes chomping every body part you can think of, and all sorts of other CGI snake action! Such a B movie that New Line Cinema had to double check that Samuel L. Jackson actually had signed on to star in it, this one went viral for its title but didn't make as much money at the box office, as those following the online obsession had expected it to. That's a shame because beyond the slithering reptiles, beyond the airborne hysterics, beyond super-cop Sam Jackson's obscenity-enflamed tirades, Snakes on a Plane is also replete with some first class pieces of ass! At one point, the succulent Samantha McLeod bares her cumulus twosome as she attempts to enter the Mile High Club. That'll make you Samuel L. Jack-off! Of course, soon enough a snake is gnawing on that titty, but not before we get a great look at it! Our pants python wants to give those a squeeze! Or to be squeezed between them! There's also a shot of the Swedish singer slash blonde bombshell Maja Ivarsson looking very sexy in the music video that accompanied the movie for Cobra Starship's song Snakes on a Plane. Whether those big knockers are real or fake, doesn't seem to matter to our trouser snake! You'll be cranking your cobra to the lavatory lovemaking scene in Snakes on a Plane!