Girls in
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Phoebe Cates’s other great ’80s teen sex comedy also

features Saw babe Betsy Russell, scream queen Brinke Stevens, and loads of sexy surprises.

If summertime 1982 served as cherry-popping Ground Zero for the decade’s teen sex comedy phenomenon—and seeing as it contained the premieres of Porky's, The Last American Virgin, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it did—then the subsequent swelter season’s Private School (1983) was the first direct fallout. And what a gloriously radiant after-effect it is.

To be sure, a spate of raunchy teen farces did rush into theaters during the ’82-’83 school year—among them: The Beach Girls, Homework, Joysticks, Losin’ It, Goin’ All the Way, My Tutor, Pink Motel, Spring Break, (the mighty) Screwballs, and (the also mighty) Zapped!

But Private School represented Hollywood’s first full-scale attempt to concoct an all-out teen sex comedy blockbuster, calculatedly combining familiar genre tropes (nerds, jocks, nudity-producing pranks, cross-dressing one’s way into the girls’ shower room, etc.), and then adding Phoebe Cates—the naked girl from Fast Times—up on top like a beautiful, brown-nippled bow.

Masturbate to Oscar Bait!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently announced its nominees for Awards honoring 2008’s best work in every aspect of movie-making.

Aside from the fact that nine of the ten actresses who got a nod have done remarkable nude work on-camera, most noteworthy is dark horse contender Melissa Leo from the film Frozen River.

For now, though, let us honor a previous Melissa Leo triumph, the 1985 teen-hooker-in-Times-Square cult favorite, Streetwalkin’.

Melissa's lusciously upturned, rosily-pink-nippled boobaloos deserve an award of their own.

Golden Globes perhaps?

Streetwalk on over after the jump.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 14: Brinke Stevens

Brinke Stevens debuted nude in the feminist-created Slumber Party Massacre (1982) and, 29 naked film appearances later, unveiled her frighteningly sexy bare body mo(i)st recently in Zombiegeddon (2003).

San Diego-born Brinke has actually turned up (and on) in 119 (1) movies to date, with her first being the whacked-out, Bert I. Gordon-produced black-magic freak-fest Necromancy (1972), starring Orson Welles!

Now that is a body of work for a Scream Queen.

On top(less) of those skin-pressive, just consider exactly which movies showcase Brinke in the buff. Among them are: Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity, Nightmare Sisters, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, The Jigsaw Murders, Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge, Haunting Fear, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party, Teenage Exorcist, and Demon Lust.

Click the skin-itiation pic to see Brinke Stevens nude.