Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn sirens of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). You will be TAmazed!
In case you missed it, be sure to check out PART ONE!
1) Candy Samples = Helen Mirren
Dame Helen has won three Golden Globes and four SAG awards; 48EE Candy deserved like honors as a natural porn pioneer.
2) Hyapatia Lee = Alyssa Milano
Victoria Lynch took the name Hyapatia to honor her Cherokee heritage; Alyssa has Charmed us since Who’s The Boss?
3) Jenna Jameson = Britney Spears
The blondes reportedly had a lesbian liaison in Aug. 2002; both have since divorced, Brit had kids Jenna had twins.
4) Gloria Leonard = Patricia Heaton
Political opposites, but matching M.I.L.F.s, Gloria published High Society magazine while Patty has an estate in England.
5) Teri Weigel = Teri Hatcher
Weigel’s middle name is Susansame as Hatcher’s Desperate Housewifebut the legit actress is the abused double divorce.
6) Georgina Spelvin = Maggie Gyllenhaal
Superb acting and an unusual but undeniable sensuality link this duo; The Devil in Miss Jones could be the porn The Dark Knight.
7) Jean Jennings = Alison Lohman
Alison says “I look younger than my age”; Jean was 18 in Autobiography of a Flea, then quit porn in ’77 to wed Joe (Maniac) Spinell!
8) Heather Lere = Hayden Panettiere
Love Me, Love My Butt was one of Heather’s top titles, so the 4’11” blonde must be one of Hayden’s top Heroes.
9) Veronica Hart = Debra Messing
Veronica was the inspiration for porn queen Amber Waves in Boogie Nights; there but for the Grace of Will could go Deb!
10) Kelly Nichols = Sharon Osbourne
Sharon has a daughter named Kelly and now stars on The X-Factor. Nichols was Jessica Lange’s body double in 1976’s King Kong.
11) Seka = Jessica Lange
Born five days (and five years) apart, Seka was called “The Platinum Princess,” while Jess became the “Golden Girl” with two Oscars.
12) Nancy Suiter = Abbie Cornish
Likely the loveliest ever, Nancy vanished in 1980 to either white slavery or millionaire marriage; Abbie stole Ryan Phillippe from Reese Witherspoon.
13) Shauna Grant = Ali Larter
If Nancy Suiter wasn’t the most beautiful ever, Shauna was; she shot herself at 20 in 1984. "I’m pretty good with a gun,” says Ali.
14) Linda Wong = Carrie Ann Inaba
All-time alluring Asian Linda ODed on Xanax in 1987 yet lives on in the mole of fellow Hawaiian Dancing with the Stars judge Inaba.
15) Mary Mendum = Marcia Cross
The most unsung actress of the Age, a.k.a. Rebecca Brooke, ever the Desperate Housewifethe cross Marcia now bares.
16) Nina Hartley = Jane Krakowski
“Openly bisexual" Nina lived in a mnage--trois with a husband and wife for 20 years, while Broadway Jane has “never married.”
17) Jesie St. James = Maria Bello
Two slim hardbodies who epitomize mature sensuality, Jesie starred in Easy and Charli, Maria in ER and Coyote Ugly.
18) Samantha Fox = Fran Drescher
Before the singer there was the sex star (ne Stasia Micula) who lived with Kelly Nichols. Franny could have been their Nanny!
19) Vanessa Del Rio = Sara Ramirez
The porn star’s Puerto Rican, the Grey’s Anatomy star Mexican; both are muy caliente! “My blowjobs really rocked!,” says VDR.
20) Linda Lovelace = Katie Holmes
Forget the "Farris Deal”: Linda Boreman had the gift for Deep Throat, but we prefer The Gift that keeps on giving!
