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Captain America: The First Avenger is a skin disappointment (though you can see co-star Natalie Dormer naked here at Mr. Skin), so we're heading out into skinternational waters for your DVD and Blu-ray nudes this week. From Eastern Europe come the titillating, terrifying skingoriac thrills of A Serbian Film (2009) and The Countess (2009), starring Julie Delpy as the skinfamous Erzebet Bathory. Explore the erotic delights of Paris' lesbian underground with Lou Doillon (Charlotte Gainsbourg's sister) in Gigola (2010), and from the Philippines come the sexplosive Firecracker (1981), T.N.T. Jackson (1975), and Too Hot to Handle (1976), together on one Roger Corman's Cult Classics DVD.

Back here in the good old US of A, Carmen Electra leads the nude cast of the direct-to-DVD sinsation Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011):

Srdjan Todorovic is Milos, an aging porn star who agrees to star in an "art film" only to discover that he has been drafted into making a necrophilia-themed snuff film filled with the most sadistic acts imaginable in the porn-horror-art-film A Serbian Film (2009). If you can stand the violent and transgressive sex acts, you'll get delpy dvda good look at nudity from Jelena Gavrilovic, Katarina Zutic, and a bunch of other naked chicks. What's Serbian for full-frontal nudity?

Julie Delpy writes, directs, and stars in The Countess (2009), a treatment of the popular tale of Erzebet Bathory, a 16th-century Hungarian countess whose sadistic lesbian lust and obsession with beauty drove her to torture and kill hundreds of young virgins in her castle, supposedly to bathe in their blood. Amidst all the blood-soaked girl-girl action and historical drama, Julie also gets topless and shows off her melons. That will make you Hungary!

The lesbian underworld of 60’s Paris is brought to pulpy life in Gigola(2010). Lou Dillon stars as George, a doillon DVDstudent from a good Catholic family who crops her hair, acquires a monacle and a cane, and begins dressing like a man. George restyles herself as a “gigola”, or female gigolo, a sophisticated ladykiller whose vocation is "the night". When she encounters pretty prostitute Cora (Marie Kremer), the usually aloof George is completely smitten. She buys out Cora from smooth Italian pimp Tony (Eduardo Noriega), unexpectedly falling in love with both of them in the process. Adorable, androgynous Lou bares boobs when she takes a break from all that clam-slamming to go to bed with a dude.

"You want it black, you got it black!" shouts Jeannie Bell, the October 1969 Playboy Playmate, during a topless kung-fu fight from T.N.T. Jackson (1975). Jeannie is the title character, a soul sister out to avenge the murder of her brother, as in sibling, who was killed in Hong Kong. Thus begins one of the most successful hybrid sub-genres of the era, the blaxploitation/martial arts film. The movie was one of producer Roger Corman's biggest financial successes. Certainly the addition of ivory Pat Anderson, providing a nude contrast to ebony Jeannie's Bells, is the right formula to add T.N.T. to your Jackson.

bell dvdIn what’s essentially a remake of his TNT Jackson (1975), Firecracker (1981) director Cirio H. Santiago casts Jill Kesner as a karate-kicking gal looking for her sister’s murderers in the Philippines. With her average (but sexy) girl-next-door looks, Jill was believably packaged as a real-life marital arts champion. She certainly looks believable when she’s kicking butt during an amazing nude fight scene. She’s pretty impressive in her sex scene, too. Does that make her a fucking champ?

Cheri Caffaro is Too Hot to Handle (1976). She plays globetrotting assassin Samantha Fox (no relation to the’70s hardcore porn star or ’80s Page 3 pop tart), who infiltrates the Philippines on a mission to murder five deadly crime kingpins. Along the way, our hedonistic, hell-bent heroine blasts the bad guys, bangs her boyfriend, and sunbathes nude in between bouts of killer action. Too Hot to Handle will give you something hard to handle.

Got your beads handy? Good, because you’ll need an armload of them to survive Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011). Mike (Nicholas D’Agosto), Scottie (Bret Harrison), and Bump (Josh Gad) are best friends whose college (s)experiences have been less than thrilling. So they head down to New Orleans for the most decadent of all parties, Mardi Gras, hoping to find some Cajun cuties that'll show their boobies. During their stumble down Bourbon Street they find not only foxy flashers, but also adventure ranging from poop bombs to sneaking into Baywatch babe Carmen Electra’s hotel room. Carmen's gal pal Genevieve Guzchack will get you Erect-ra baring boobs and butt in the bathroom. Then pour a triple shot of Natalie Nicole, Erica Drummond, and Danneel Harris as the easiest girls in the Big Easy, and you’ve got a cocktail more skintoxicating than a 64 oz. hurricane.

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray!