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It's All Hallows Eve Eve, but it's just another week of French porn stars blowing guys in Afro wigs on DVD and Blu-ray: The lone tip of the hat to Halloween is Mia Farrow (or her body double)'s trick or teats in the Satanic classic Rosemary's Baby (1968), nude on Blu-ray. Also nude this week is the real-sex extravaganza Infidelity: Sex Stories 2 (2012), which features French femmes like Rebecca Lord SKINgaged in hardcore sex acts like that hummer we mentioned earlier.

Not nude but notable this week on DVD and Blu-ray, Salma Hayek steams up the screen as a stripper in Americano (2012), Kate Lang Johnson and Amelia Jackson-Gray turn electoral politics into erectoral politics in The Campaign (2012), and sexy pixie Zoe Kazan parades around in her skivvies in Ruby Sparks (2012):

farrow dvd 10.30.12Roman Polanski's Rosemary's Baby (1968) proves even the Devil gets off every now and then. When Mia Farrow moves into a Gothic New York City apartment building, with neighbors literally from hell, she becomes paranoid that everyone is out to get her. In reality, her husband, the Chairman of the Board himself, Frank Sinatra, threatened to divorce her if she didn't leave Polanski's movie and appear in his. Maybe what made his Old Blue Eyes pop out of his head were all the nude scenes that Mia gladly participated in, from an early shot of her tush to some nude cavorting on a boat during a dream sequence. In the film, Mia is drugged, drawn on and mounted by none other than Satan himself, as the locals crowd around and look on. Hey, who can blame the big red guy? If anyone has an excuse for being horny. . . .

Get ready for hardcore honeys presenting plenty of pink in Infidelity: Sex Stories 2 (2012). This follow up to the immensely popular Sex Stories (2009) is loosely based around showing infidelity from a female perspective. There is Sylvia (Graziella Diamond), a 25-year-old who believes she can make her married lover leave his wife, Aline (Adalina Perron) who likes to keep her sexual encounters casual, and Marianne diamond dvd 10.30.12(Rebecca Lord), who is an open relationship. Graziella and Rebecca leave nothing unexposed and Adalina leaves no holes barred as they hump their way through a variety of unsimulated sex scenes. The action is hard, and you will be too!

Salma Hayek continues a titillating typecasting streak by once again playing a stripper in Americano (2012). Martin (Mathieu Demy) is working as a real estate agent in Paris when he receives word that his estranged mother has died in LA. He travels to America to settle her affairs, but is surprised to learn that she left her entire estate to sultry stripper Lola (Hayek). What kind of relationship did Lola share with his mother? She's not saying. Sizzling senorita Salma technically doesn’t get nude in this flick, but the pasties and thong she wears to bump and grind leave very little to the imagination. She'll turn your Americano into a cafe con leche!

Famous funny men Will Ferrell and Zach Galifinakis skewer electoral politics in The Campaign (2012). Cam Brady (Ferrell) has ruled the political scene in his small North Carolina town for years, so when two CEOs see an opportunity to removed the uncooperative congressman and nominate naive family man Marty Huggins (Galifinakis) to run against him, Brady isn't worried...at first. There aren't any candidates for Streaker of the hayek dvd 10.30.12House in this non-nude comedy, but Kate Lang Johnson brings her buoyant blonde sex appeal and Amelia Jackson-Gray serves up the next breast thing when her nipple breaks free from her dress 31 minutes in. We'd like to stuff her ballot box!

A blocked writer wills his protagonist into reality in Ruby Sparks (2012). As a teenager Calvin (Paul Dano) wrote a best selling book, but hasn’t written anything since except for a detailed character outline for a girl named Ruby. So when Ruby (Zoe Kazan) suddenly appears in his kitchen he can’t believe that she is real, until his disbelieving brother confirms it. But her story will be changed by every word that Calvin writes. Zoe doesn’t get nude, but she does keep things sexy by parading around in her skivvies throughout with the best look at 1-hour 10-minutes in. She’ll make your pen feel mighty as a sword!

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