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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 9, 2008.


AWAKENING (2006)
STUDIO: Laguna
NUDES: Sharon DeWitt (breasts, butt), Kari Grace (breasts), Maria Ibey (breasts), Sarah-Jean Villa (left breast)
THE SKINNY: Awakening is a gut-munching, boob-baring zombie blow-out that’s not to be confused with The Awakening (1980), a movie where Charlton Heston fights a mummy, nor Awakenings (1990), a movie where Robert De Niro plays a dummy. The dead rise from the grave here in search of delectable flesh, and it’s a rack-tacular order fulfilled in abundance by naked beauties Sharon DeWitt, Kari Grace, Maria Ibey, and Sarah-Jean Villa. Awakening will get whatever might have been dead in your pants to go up and at ’em.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI: 10th ANNIVERSARY EDITION (1998)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDES: Julianne Moore (FFN, butt) (Picture-1-2), Tara Reid (right breast, butt)
THE SKINNY: A trippy take on film noir conventions with a smoky atmosphere, The Big Lebowski is a stoner's wet dream splayed out on celluloid. Mixed in with all the jokes within jokes within jokes, Julianne Moore shows some serious skin as her bra-filling talents overflow and she flashes fluff and fanny in a long shot while creating weird art. Tempting Tara Reid also does the big Lebowski, stripping to her Reidy good parts for a background flash that may seem like just another hallucination in this psychedelic knee slapperbut, don't worry, it's totally Tara.

HOUSE OF THE DEAD DIRECTOR’S CUT (2003)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Erica Durance (FFN, thong) (Picture-1), Sonya Salomaa (breasts) (Picture-1), Penny Phang (breasts) (Picture-1), Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: In House of the Dead, some partying young people go to an island for a big rave and discover the place is overrun by vacant-eyed, drooling maniacsoh, and there are also some zombies on the loose. This adaptation of the hit video game is a pretty amazing concoction and deserves plenty of credit for finding a feasible reason why the female victims would be dressed in incredibly hot clothing. Erica Parker, Sonya Salomaa, Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert, and Penny Phang are all cheerfully chompable as they dance their way out of their tight tops and show off some mighty meaty treaties. Critics hated the scenes where the movie actually recreated the look of the video game, but most guys will appreciate those point-of-view shots from behind the barrel of a gun. After all, these gals have us ready to shoot!

ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE (2007)
STUDIO: Wolfe Video
NUDES: Nicole Vicius (breasts) (Picture-), Melonie Diaz (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Daniela Sea (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Working in a plastic-surgery clinic with no real plans for the future, young lesbian Anna (Melonie Diaz) finds purpose when she hooks up with radical feminist group Clits in Action in the comedy Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Anna’s involvement in the committee, formed to create awareness about the evils of plastic surgery, also leads to plenty of furtive lesbian make-outs and girl-girl grappling, giving us a good look at her respectable rack. Maybe she doesn’t belong in this committee after all (although Mr. Skin loves boobs of every size)!


JERRY MAGUIRE BLU-RAY (1996)
STUDIO: Sony Pictures
NUDE: Kelly Preston (right breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The world of professional sports and pro sports agents is a milieu of big money and vast celebrity. Naturally the most attractive females in the universe are attracted to the action, which bodes well for the love interests in the romantic comedy Jerry Maguire. However, the Cameron Crowe-directed picture is much more a morality tale about integrity and loyalty than it is a titty teaser. Although feisty single mom Rene Zellweger snags her man by picture’s end, Jerry Maguire’s true romance is of a deeply platonic variety, blossoming between conflicted sports agent Tom Cruise and his only client, an undersized, big-mouthed football player played by Cuba Gooding Jr.


NIGHT WATCH Blu-Ray (2004)
STUDIO: 20th Century Fox
NUDE: Galina Tyunina (breasts, butt) (Picture-1-2)
THE SKINNY: Based on a popular series of fantasy novels, the supernatural thriller Night Watch demolished box-office records in its native Russia, sparking interest in a Hollywood remake. The epic tale covers the years from the fourteenth century to the present day and tells of clans of vampires who maintain an uneasy balance in Moscow by policing the evil deeds of witches, sorcerers, and ghouls. When one patrolling vampire (Konstantin Khabensky) encounters a conduit of evil, he rallies the forces of light for a showdown with the armies of darkness. Fortunately not all the eerie creatures in Timur Bekmambetov’s fantasy film are grotesque monstersGalina Tyunina has male viewers hooting over her performance as a scantily clad owl sorceress.

NYMPHA (2007)
STUDIO: MTI Home Video
NUDES: Tiffany Shepis (FFN, butt) (Picture-1-2), Carolina de Cristofaro (FFN, butt) (Picture-1-2)
THE SKINNY: Lordy, lordy, look who's horny! It's Mr. Skin, and that's because Nympha is a naughty nunsploitation sensation starring none other than Tiffany Shepis as a seriously twisted sister. This holy-moly hottie has come to the nunnery after a life of fornicating and fun; the convent crew takes one look at Tiff and decides to torture the devil right out of her. They stick scalpels in her ears, burn her arms, and pour acid into her eyes, all for the sake of getting her closer to the spirit in the sky. The more abuse Tiff takes, the more she hallucinatesbut what do her visions mean? She keeps seeing the spine-chilling story of Ninfa (Carolina de Cristofaro), a young woman who once lived in the convent. Did it really happen? Is there more horror in store? And who cares if her lesbo affair with Carolina's spirit is real . . . can we see more of their celestial breasticles? Sweet lord!