Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Easy Rider (1969)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Luana Anders (breasts), Toni Basil (breasts, butt), Sabrina Scharf (breasts)
Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda are far-out hippies on choppers who set out to find Americaand sell a lot of cocainein the classic Easy Rider (1969). Along the way they meet rednecks and turn on a then unknown Jack Nicholson to the wonders of weed. This low-budget sleeper came from nowhere to become a huge box-office hit and single-handedly spawned the biker genre. It's heavy existential ending may bum your high, but scenes like Sabrina Scharf skinny-dipping with Hopper in the commune or a pre-"Mickey" Toni Basil romping naked through Mardi Gras on acid will keep your freak flag flying. Karen Black was also in that Mardi Gras sequence but kept her clothes on.


The Crew (2008)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Cordelia Bugeja (breasts)
The gritty British crime thriller The Crew (2008) stars Scot Williams as Ged Brennan, a Liverpool thug going on one last big heist with his old gang before abandoning the criminal lifestyle. But Ged’s little brother Ratter (Kenny Doughty) has other ideas and is looking to break into the world of drug smuggling. Cordelia Bugeja whips out her boob-ejas repeatedly, once while getting Sapphic with another girl in bed. This crew will have you volunteering your semen.

Horror in the Wind (2008)
STUDIO: Ariztical
NUDE: Courtney Bell (FFN, butt), Jiji Hise (breasts, butt)
A chemical agent called Formula 4708 is accidentally released on humanity and reverses everyone’s sexual orientation in the sexy sci-fi comedy Horror in the Wind (2008). When the formula hits Jiji Hise and Courtney Bell, the newly lesbianized babes get sexy and Sapphic with some fully nude yoga positions that show off boobs, butt, and bush as they intertwine their bodies. Horror in the Wind? More like horny in the wind!

The Moon in the Gutter (1983)
STUDIO: Cinema Libre
NUDE: Victoria Abril (FFN, butt), Katya Berger (breasts, bush)
Grard Depardieu stars in The Moon in the Gutter (1983) as a poor schmuck who’s spending his life brooding over his dead sister, Katya Berger. She committed suicide after being raped in the street, and his whole family has fallen apart in the aftermath. He’s not being much of a boyfriend to vixenish Victoria Abril, either. Things look up when Grard falls for wild gal Nastassja Kinski, but Victoria turns out to be violently jealous. It’s a sad and sordid story, but Abril’s abbadabbas still brighten up the screen. Katya’s also unclothed, although there’s nothing sexy about her being on a slab in the morgueis there?

Oral Fixation (2009)
STUDIO:
NUDE: Emily Parker (breasts), Aidan Sullivan (breasts)
Busty blonde Emily Parker is Rachel Marks, an unstable woman who develops a masochistic obsession with her dentist (Kerry Aissa) and plots to steal him from his wife, who happens to be the assistant district attorney (Aidan Sullivan), in the taut thriller Oral Fixation (2009). You’ll be in the mood to drill some cavities yourself when you get a load of Emily’s giant jugs. Open wide!

The Proposal (2009)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Walt Disney
NUDE: Sandra Bullock (butt)
The romantic comedy The Proposal (2009) stars Ryan Reynolds as Andrew Paxton, a personal assistant whose arrogant, ballbusting executive boss, Margaret Tate (Sandra Bullock), is about to be deported back to Canada because her visa has expired. Margaret demands that Andrew marry her so she can stay in the country, and the pair heads to Alaska to share the news with Andrew's family. Sandra Bullock looks as tasty as ever, especially when she emerges nude from a shower, though she manages to hide everything but a bit of quick but cute butt. Here’s a proposal, Sandra: Do like you did in Fire on the Amazon (1993) and show more skin!

Waterworld (1995)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Universal
NUDE: Jeanne Tripplehorn (body doublebutt)
Waterworld (1995) is wet. All wet. Wet, wet, wet. That's because, after some kind of apocalypse, Earth as We Once Knew It disappeared and was replaced by a globe entirely covered by oceans. And upon these ceaseless seas, Kevin Costner, as The Mariner, sails about in search of a mythical mass of dry land called, appropriately, Dry Land. Along the way he picks up drifters Jeanne Tripplehorn and some little kid, while Dennis Hopper's tobacco-fueled pirates known as The Smokers complicate the journey.


Wings of Desire (1987)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Criterion
NUDE: Solveig Dommartin (left breast)
Considered a masterpiece by many film critics, Wim Wenders’s Wings of Desire (1987) stars Bruno Ganz as Daniel, an angel who decides to give up his immortality and become human after he falls in love with a mortal woman (Solveig Dommartin). The film also features Peter Falk and Nick Cave as themselves and a brief shot of Solveig’s side-boob as she changes clothes and the film changes from black and white to color. Nice halos!