Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of October 21, 2008.

BIRDS OF AMERICA (2008)
STUDIO: First Look Pictures
NUDE: Zoe Kravitz (butt)
THE SKINNY: They say blood is thicker than water, but is it thicker than tenure? Matthew Perry stars as a college prof desperately seeking to secure his position at the university. Unfortunately, his professional life must take a backseat as he’s has to deal with his flighty, troublemaking siblings, played by Ben Foster and Big Love hottie Ginnifer Goodwin. Factor in Gilmore Girls MILF Lauren Graham as his long-suffering wife and nudecomer Zoe Kravitzdaughter of Lenny and Lisa Bonetwho sheds her plumage to show off her beautiful tail feathers, and Birds of America is a coop full of hot chicks.


BLACK SHAMPOO (1976)
STUDIO: VCI
NUDES: Tanya Boyd (FFN, butt) (Picture-), Diana St. Clair (right breast, bush) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: If a bad, proud black man decides that he is a lover, not a fighter, and he sets about living his life in the manner that best presents himself as God’s gift to women, then for the sake of peace and quiet, don’t mess with the dude’s trip and turn him into a relentless, hyper-violent vigilante. The muscular and super-cool hero of Black Shampoo is a dude who is easy enough to get along with. Just leave him to running his Sunset Strip hair salon and boning his steady stream of female admirers. Don’t interfere with the happiness of his trusted receptionist, not even if you are top dogs in the Mob. In fact, especially if you are Mob top dogs, you should know to leave the stud to his own devices, unless you are prepared to take the shaft yourself.

THE BREED (2006)
STUDIO: First Look Pictures
NUDE: Michelle Rodriguez (butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Life's a real bitch for a pack of college kids who head to a remote island for the weekend and end up in deep dog doo in Wes Craven's evil-pooch thriller The Breed. Michelle Rodriguez is the top dog in the cast, playing a champion climber who is the object of affection for a pair of rival brothers, vet-in-training Eric Lively and bad apple Oliver Hudson. Along with Taryn Manning and Hill Harper, the three rent a cabin and take in a pup, expecting to spend some time living it up in the middle of nowhere. But things get hairy when the cuddly canine's rabid relatives show up with a taste for blood, looking to turn the vacationers into chew toys. How will they avoid becoming doggie chow for this vicious pack of genetically engineered sons of bitches?

CASINO ROYALE: 40th ANNIVERSARY EDITION (1967)
STUDIO: MGM
NUDES: Ursula Andress (right breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Casino Royale is a James Bond spoof with David Niven as the sex-crazed secret agent. He’s pulled from retirement when an assassin starts killing off Britain’s spies. To confuse the assassin he names several other agents James Bond, but most confusing is Woody Allen, who plays Bond’s vertically challenged nephew who plans to kill off all men over the height of 4’6”. Well, that’s the kind of movie you get from five directors, most uncredited, and a team of screenwriters. Still, the kitsch value is high enough that Quentin Tarantino once expressed interest in remaking this groovy gas of a picturewhich was, of course, spectacularly "reimagined" in the acclaimed 2006 version starring Daniel Craig and Eva Green. Mr Skin would still be curious to find out who Tarantino mighty have cast in the original's Ursula Andress role. Ursula adds a Swinging Sixties sex appeal and even a surprise nip slip to the proceedings, which makes this casino hit the jack-off pot.

THE GO-GETTER (2007)
STUDIO: Peace Arch
NUDE: Jena Malone (butt)
THE SKINNY: Emotional journeys meet literal ones in The Go-Getter, when, after the death of his mother, a teen kid named Mercer nabs a stolen car and takes off for the West coast in search of his estranged brother. This may sound like a recipe for trouble, but it turns out that the car’s owner is the dulcet-voiced, uber-adorable Zooey Deschanel, with whom Mercer strikes up a telephone relationship. You’ll want to reach out and touch yourself when you see former child star Jena Maloneas a teen temptress hell-bent on nabbing Mercer’s V-cardin the buff.


HOT MOVES (1984)
STUDIO: BCI Eclipse
NUDES: Monique Gabrielle (FFN), Gayle Gannes (breasts), Deborah Richter (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Don't be fooled by the title: Hot Moves is all about hot boobs. It's a hormonal hornball fleshfestthe kind the ’80s did bestand the plot is secondary to the hot, hot, hot! The story follows four high-school juniors who've made a pact to get some ass before summer's end. Among them are Adam Silbar, a virgin with a virgin girlfriend who wants to plow that undriven snow, and Michael Zorek, a chubster with a chubby who peeks at the boi-oi-oing beach babes through a telescope. And what a bunch of babes Hot Moves serves up: Deborah Richter, Jill Schoelen, Monique Gabrielle, and Gayle Gannes show off skincredible bods that'll have you grabbing your own telescope and thrusting yourself into the study of ass-tronomy with gusto.

THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL (2003)
STUDIO: BBC Warner
NUDE: Jodhi May (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Novels are, well, novel. But moving pictures are moving. Take The Other Boleyn Girl (not to be confused with the 2008 Natalie Portman/Scarlett Johansson version), based on the novel of the same name by Philippa Gregory about the court intrigue in the kingdom of Henry VIII, which will move you to (pants) tears. Jodhi May plays the doomed Anne Boleyn to Jared Harris’s King Henry VIII. The made-for-TV drama shows why it was good being king, with Jodhi marking her debut nudity. She already proved herself a provocative perv-former in the lesbian drama Sister My Sister (1994) opposite Joely Richardson, but here she ups the ante with more cleavage than you can shake your stick to (though we recommend you try) and then some bedroom peeks at her puffy pillows. If she’s not the other Boleyn girl, well, Mr Skin’s got to meet her!

A THOUSAND KISSES (2006)
STUDIO: A-Film
NUDES: Carice van Houten (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Catherine ten Bruggencate (FFN) (Picture-1), Halina Reijn (left breast, butt) (Picture-1), Maartje Remmers (right breast) (Picture-1), Maaike Neuville (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The complex Dutch drama A Thousand Kisses stars Tijn Docter as Giph, a headstrong lothario who is poised to end things with his medical-student/fashion-model girlfriend, Samarinde (Carice van Houten), while they’re partying it up on vacation. Giph is a renowned writer, but he has trouble finding the proper words when it comes to communication off the page. Complicating matters is that the health of his mother, Lotti (Catherine ten Bruggencate), is deteriorating from multiple sclerosis. While all this may sound heavy, keep in mind that A Thousand Kisses is perked up repeatedly by female Netherlander knockouts prancing about nude. Talk about Dutch treats!