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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 25, 2008.

BEER FOR MY HORSES (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: April Garcia (breasts) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Toby Keith and Rodney Carrington are Rack and Lonnie, a pair of best friends and small town sheriff’s deputies in the action comedy Beer for My Horses. When Mexican drug lords kidnap Rack’s girlfriend, Annie (Claire Forlani), they defy the sheriff and go after her. Along the way they pass a car on the road from which April Garcia flashes her boobs at them. Check out Rack checking out that rack!

BIKINI BLOOD BATH CAR WASH (2008)
STUDIO: MVD
NUDES: Rachael Robbins (breasts, thong) (Picture-1), Natalie Laspina (breasts) (Picture-1), Sarah Dauber (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The skin-filled comedy Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash tells the story of a group of young nubiles putting on a carwash to raise money. But what they don’t know is that a maniacal chef (Robert Cosgrove Jr.) is among them, stalking his victims at will. We get to see skin from Sarah Dauber, Natalie Laspina, and Rachael Robbins. You’ll need a hand wash after this one!


THE DEVIL’S CURSE (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: MyAnna Buring (butt) (Picture-1), Nathalie Pownall (right breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The supernatural horror flick The Devil’s Curse, a.k.a. Credo, tells the story of theology students who summon a demon to prove the existence of Hell and are all found dead by suicide the next day. Years later, another group of students breaks into the now-abandoned dorm where the deaths happened only to find that it’s not as abandoned as they believed. Along the way we get a quick glimpse of MyAnna Buring’s ass and some tits from Nathalie Pownall. Nacktheit uber Alles. That’s Mr Skin’s credo.

HOLDING OUT (2003)
STUDIO: Maverick
NUDE: Lala Sloatman (right breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The premise of the lusty comedy Holding Out is skintriguing: four women (Lala Sloatman, Kate Norby, Klea Scott, and Jenny Judelle) pledge to abstain from sex for 100 days, while $1 million is offered to the first dude who can get one of them to carnally crack. Raunchy, uproarious, heartfelt, and downright hot, Holding Out is a first-rate farce made all the more remarkable by the right-side ta-ta of the sexbomb named Lala!


THE INSATIABLE IRONBABE (2008)
STUDIO: SeductionCinema.com
NUDES: Darian Caine (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Jackie Stevens (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Sativa Verte (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Kerri Taylor (breasts, thong), Andrea Jaxxx (breasts, butt), Violetta (breasts, thong), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Seduction Cinema, the studio who brought you Lord of the G-Strings and Spider-Babe, returns to the remaking of fantasy blockbusters into nude female flesh-fests with The Insatiable IronBabe. The obvious spoof source is Iron Man, of course, only here, instead of weapons of mass destruction, the industry that creates our titular heroine produces sex toys of mass orgasms. Jackie Stevens plays Horny Fark, who becomes IronBabe, while scorching Seduction Cinema siren Darian Caine portrays rival Ogby Stain. The source of, and solution to, all conflicts in IronBabe is rampant, rambunctious, ravishingly naked lesbian sex. That means that IronBabe is one superhero blowout in which everybody wins.


SUBURBAN MAYHEM (2008)
STUDIO: Weinstein Co.
NUDE: Emily Barclay (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The Australian drama Suburban Mayhem stars Emily Barclay as nineteen-year-old single mother Katrina Skinner. Her brother is in prison for murder and her father is tired of supporting her drinking and carousing, so Katrina uses her sex appeal to manipulate the men around her and engineer her father’s murder. Emily gets topless three times, giving us an idea of just how she does it.