Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Spread (2009)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Jenae Altschwager (breasts), Rachel Blanchard (breasts, butt), Anne Heche (breasts, butt), Margarita Levieva (breasts, bush), Sonia Rockwell (breasts, bush, butt)
Ashton Kutcher is Nikki, a young gigolo who lives as a kept man with a rich lawyer (Anne Heche) in the Hollywood Hills and still finds time to sleep with sexy waitress Margarita Levieva in the skin-filled sex comedy Spread (2009). Also among Kutcher’s conquests are Rachel Blanchard, Sonia Rockwell, Maria Conchita Alonso, Sarah Buxton, and a couple of uncredited actresses. There’s nudity throughout, including a scene of Ashton using a razor to give Rachel Blanchard a bald beaver. Way to spread!


Bajo la sal (2008)
STUDIO: Maya Entertainment
NUDE: Irene Azuela (breasts)
Humberto Zurita is Comandante Trujillo, a cop who comes to suspect creepy, horror-movie-obsessed teenager Victor Zepeda (Ricardo Polanco) in a string of unsolved murders in the Silver Ariel award-winning Mexican mystery-thriller Bajo la sal (2008). But you’ll be more impressed with the silver bikini Irene Azuela takes off to show her naked knockers in a strip club. Muy caliente!

Bleed (2002)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertinament
NUDE: Debbie Rochon (breasts), Julie Strain (breasts), Orly Tepper (breasts)
Few aspects of life are more troubling than moving to a new town and enduring an initiatory hazing process from the established residents, especially if you are a centerfold-quality bombshell and your sanity is hanging by a thread as flimsy as your thong. The disturbed, gullible, and grandly glandular heroine of Bleed (2002) is guilty of nothing more than taking her new co-workers and their pals at their word when the teasing in-crowd jokers playfully claim to be members of a “murder club”. The newcomer to the group inadvertently slays a woman in a dispute over a fender bender, after which she claims her “murder” membership. Boy, the red faces abound when Bleed’s hair-trigger babe discovers she’s been hoaxed.

Delta Delta Die! (2003)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertainment
NUDE: Katie Adams (breasts, bush, butt), Rachel Myers (breasts, bush, butt), Tiffany Shepis (breasts), Julie Strain (FFN, btut)
The college years are a wonderful time of expanding horizons and accumulation of useful, new knowledge. Even the old broad in charge of chaperoning the sorority house at Delta Delta Pi has something to teach the fresh-faced, boob-soaping scholars, especially when the house mother is dynamic, titanic brunette Julie Strain and the institution of higher learning is the campus of Delta Delta Die! (2003). Some girls like to chew on a guy’s neck, others nibble on an ear, many savor the meat of the male with no use of teeth whatsoever, but the sisters of Delta Delta Pi, under the guidance of the sublime Ms. Strain, capture frat dudes, slaughter them like hogs, and use their flesh in tasty stews and sausages. Can they get away with this nefarious but innovative enterprise forever?

Lake Tahoe (2008)
STUDIO: Film Movement
NUDE: Daniela Valentine (breasts)
The multiple-award-winning Mexican comedy Lake Tahoe (2008) follows Juan (Diego Catano) as he searches among the quirky inhabitants of a small town looking for someone to fix his stalled car. He finds something better when he meets up with Daniela Valentine, who doffs her top to show off her natural A-cups. Look, no bra-hoe!

Logan's Run (1976)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Jenny Agutter (breasts, butt)
Michael York stars in the Oscar-nominated sci-fi classic Logan's Run (1976). Set in 2274, Logan's Run presents a society in which humans live an idyllic and nearly perfect life in a domed city-state. The only rule is that every man and woman must be put to death when they reach the age of 30. It is Logan’s job to hunt down “runners” who try to escape their fate, and he is sent undercover as a runner to infiltrate a group that has escaped the cities and lives in an encampment called Sanctuary. Co-star Jenny Agutter shows tits and ass changing clothes in an ice cave. Watch Logan’s Run and check out Jenny’s buns.

RoboDoc (2008)
STUDIO: Virgil Films
NUDE: Kellee Brandise (breasts), Brooke Newton (breasts)
Presented by National Lampoon, RoboDoc (2008) is a wacky medical send-up starring Kenny Babel as an ambulance-chasing malpractice attorney whose days may be numbered by the development of the titular android physician who never screws up. Alan Thicke and David Faustino costar, along with Michael Winslow (a.k.a. The Guy Who Could Do All Those Noises from the Police Academy movies). Amidst all the hospital-set hilariousness, watch for bust-out milk bombers from the very bosomy Brooke Newton and Kellee Brandise. Suffering from human dairy deprivation? RoboDoc will cure what ails you.

Red Heat (1988)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Gretchen Palmer (breasts, butt)
Moscow detective Capt. Ivan Danko (Arnold Schwarzenegger) pursues a Russian mobster (Ed O'Ross) to Chicago in the buddy action flick Red Heat (1988). After the bad guy slips out of police custody, Danko has to team up with Detective Sgt. Art Ridzik (James Belushi) to catch him. The real red heat here is provided by fetchin' Gretchen Palmer, who shows off her naked rack and rump twice. She’s red hot!

Show Me Yours: The Complete Series
STUDIO: E1 Entertainment
NUDE: Catherine Black (breasts), Rebecca Cormier (breasts), Erin Davis (breasts), Michelle Duquet (left breast, butt), Wendii Fulford (breasts), Katya Gardner (breasts), Patrice Goodman (breasts), Rebecca Nicholson (breasts, butt), Shannon Novak (breasts), Jennie Raymond (breasts), Sarah Scotford (breasts), Shannon Seyffert (breasts, butt)
Maybe it’s because it’s so cold in Canada that the TV is as hot as Show Me Yours. If you’ve only seen the edited version stateside on Oxygen then you’ll really need to come up for air after catching the skintillating homegrown one starring Rachael Crawford as a psychologist who hates people. She’s working on a book about the erotic experience and seems to spend a lot of time in the field, which for this research means bedrooms, bordellos, and naked bodies. Her publishers team Rachael up with biologist hunk Adam Harrington, fresh from his studies on the mating habits of monkeys. The sexual tension between the two is enough to make you spank your monkey. There’s plenty of time for that, because in Show Me Yours there’s a lot of theirs to see.

Veronica 2030 (1999)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertainment
NUDE: Julia Ann (FFN, butt), Wendy Davidson (FFN, butt), Nikki Fritz (FFN, butt), Stephanee La Fleur (FFN), Sandy Wasko (FFN, butt)
After decades of toying with the possibilities of artificial intelligence, a pair of enterprising scientists unleashes a fully functional pleasure bot onto an unsuspecting public in the NC-17-rated sci-fi softcore Veronica 2030 (1999). Gary Graver’s cult classic describes the carnal chaos that ensues when Veronica (Julia Ann) is accidentally zapped back to the late 1990s, where she manages to procure work as a model for a fetish catalog. In the end the dot.com-boom environment of the late twentieth century proves a boon for Veronica and her inventors, who use it as a base for their android-friendly sexual experiments. Like Star Trek as reimagined by Russ Meyer, Graver’s film offers a bevy of futuristic fetish fun, as Julia Ann, Wendy Davidson, Nikki Fritz, Stephanee La Fleur, and Sandy Wasko lead the way into the future with their fleshy treasures.