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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 11, 2008.

THE APPRENTICE (1971)
STUDIO: Somerville House
NUDES: Susan Sarandon (breasts) (Picture-1), Cline Bernier (breasts, bush) (Picture-1), Carole Laure (FFN) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The Canadian drama The Apprentice features Steve Fiset and Susan Sarandon in the story of a French Canadian man whose involvement in the criminal underworld is put in doubt after he meets and falls for a beautiful English girl. When he tries to break up with his old girlfriend, whose brother is his partner in crime, she refuses to let him go. He can’t bear to break things off with the English girl either, and when you see young Susan Sarandon undrape her udders in bed, you’ll know why. Though it doesn’t have Donald Trump, The Apprentice does contain Susan’s Trump Towers!


CHILL (2007)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Andrew Mia (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Chill takes its inspiration from esteemed fright author H.P. Lovecraft’s Cool Air and spins a spine-tingling tale of medical mayhem in a frigid setting. When Sam (Thomas Calabro) stumbles upon a doctor who suffers from a medical condition that requires him to stay cold at all times, he unwittingly taps into a madhouse of atrocities. Heating up the proceedings is Andrew Mia, who, despite her first name, is all woman and proves it by baring all of her womanly breasts. Chill will raise your temperature.


CONFESSIONS OF A PIT FIGHTER (2005)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Giselle D’Cole (breasts, butt), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Confessions of a Pit Fighter showcases a tough-guy cast flexing muscular acting chops, including Armand Assante, John Savage, James Russo, and even Flavor Flav. Eddie Castillo (Hector Echavarria) gets out of prison after seven years and finds himself dragged back into the underworld of illegal fighting that got him sent away in the first place. Between barbaric beatdowns, we see various bikini babes and unclothed party girls. Delicious blonde Giselle D’Cole is a stacked standout who supplies some knockout flesh flashes. Watch this movie, and your confessions that follow will be very skinteresting.


GAMER (2001)
STUDIO: Synkronized USA
NUDE: Camille De Pazzis (butt)
THE SKINNY: The hyper-violent, wildly imaginative thrill-fest Gamer chronicles the adventures of a joystick-addicted youth named Ian who gets sucked into the world of Hot Wired 3, the most brutal and insane video game ever created. Once on the other side of the screen, Ian encounters all manner of threats and obstacles, along with sensual kicks such as those provided by naked Camille De Pazzis. High-stakes recklessness and knockout nude babes? That’s the name of this Gamer!


MISTER FOE (2007)
STUDIO: Magnolia Pictures
NUDES: Ruth Milne (breasts), Sophia Myles (breasts) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Jamie Bell stars in the title role of the dark, quirky drama Mister Foe. He's a British teenager recovering from the death of his mother by dwelling in a semi-fantasy existence, perched in a tree house where he spies on his neighbors. Hallam believes that his father's new wife, Verity (Claire Forlani), is guilty of murder, and his suspicions lead him to sharpen his snooping skills as he leaps along rooftops practicing espionage of a very personal nature. Don't miss a chance to peep in on Brit beauty Sophia Myles, who bares her bombers while getting banged in bed.


THE STORY OF OBLU-RAY (1975)
STUDIO: Somerville
NUDES: Jehanne Blaise (breasts, bush, lesbian) (Picture-1), Ewa Carson (breasts) (Picture-1), Corrine Clery (breasts, butt, bush, lesbian) (Picture-1), Christiane Minazzoli (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Albane Navizet (breasts, lesbian) (Picture-1), Sylvie Olivier (breasts), Nadine Perles (breasts, bush, lesbian) (Picture-1), Li Sellgren (breasts, lesbian) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The classic erotic novel The Story of O was finally made into a film in 1975 and promptly made headlines when the film was frequently picketed and/or shut down at local screenings. The sadomasochistic storyline didn’t help matters. As a result, Corinne Clery’s turn as the title character didn’t quite become as infamous as, say, Sylvia Kristel as Emmanuelle. It’s still pretty racy stuff as Corinne joins boyfriend Udo Kier at a retreat in Spain, where she’s taught the ropes, so to speak, of bondage and slavery. This comes in handy for Udo, who’s in debt to his stepbrother. All is forgiven once he hands O over as property. You’ll be glad you invested in Corinne too, once you check out her shameless portrayal. It’s easier to find scenes where she isn’t clothed. And you’ll also want to go “Oo” over Jehanne Blaise, Ewa Carson, Christiane Minazzoli, Albane Navizet, Sylvie Olivier, Nadine Perles, and Li Sellgren.


TRANSSIBERIAN (2008)
STUDIO: First Look
NUDES: Emily Mortimer (butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Transsiberian chronicles a train ride from Beijing to Moscow during which married Christian service workers Jessie (Emily Mortimer) and Roy (Woody Harrelson) meet runaway twenty-year-old Abby (Kate Mara) and her older Spanish boyfriend (Eduardo Noriega). During a stop, Roy disappears and a web of intrigue and suspense builds to a series of nerve-shattering climaxes. Ben Kingsley portrays a Russian drug agent who asks numerous uncomfortable questions, ratcheting up the terror even more. Even when Transsiberian is unbearably tense, there is always the loveliness of Emily Mortimer to gaze uponmost especially when she flashes the upper crack of her sweet caboose.