Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of June 2, 2009.
Dark Blue (2002)
STUDIO: MGM
NUDE: Kaila Yu (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: Dark Blue is set in 1992 Los Angeles, just a few days before the cops are about to be acquitted in the Rodney King case. Third-generation cop Kurt Russell has his own headaches, though, since assistant chief Ving Rhames doesn’t like his vigilante style. Plenty of plotlines converge as the L.A. riots start brewingbut you’ll find the real action on the stage of a strip joint where Kaila Yu keeps the peace by exposing her blissful bod. There’s also non-nude nubile Janelle Holland, and you’ll twiddle your knob to NewsRadio’s Khandi Alexander lounging in lingerie as Ving’s va-voomish wife.
Punk Rock (1977)
STUDIO: Secret Key
NUDE: Susaye London (FFN, butt) (Picture), Anna Livia Plurabella (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: Directed by Golden Age porn auteur Carter Stevens, the timely skin flick Punk Rock stars Wade Nichols as Jimmy Dillinger, a New York City private detective hot on the trail of a society girl captured by a sex slavery ring run out of a punk rock club in Greenwich Village. The punk rockers won’t be the only ones pogoing when Susaye London and Anna Livia Plurabella show all three B’s. It’s anarchy in the TA!
Revolutionary RoadBlu-Ray (2008)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDE: Zoe Kazan (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: Titanic (1997) costars Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio reunite for Revolutionary Road, a 1950s-set dissection of suburbia from director Sam Mendes, who traveled this path before when he made the Best Picture Academy Award Winner American Beauty (where we got to see Thora Birch’s delicious teenage American boobies). Adapted from a novel by Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road depicts the deadly doldrums of middle-class marriage in Eisenhower-era Connecticut. Zoe Kazan sparks up some heat as Leo's mistress, providing a peek at her teats and tush after a sex scene. Oh, to travel that road.
Road HouseBlu-Ray (1989)
STUDIO: MGM
NUDE: Laura Albert (breasts, butt) (Picture), Kelly Lynch (breasts, butt) (Picture), Julie Michaels (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: When Patrick Swayze rides in to clean up a town under the thumb of Ben Gazzara and then steals his girl, Kelly Lynch, there's going to be a showdown. Road House delivers an updated, kick-ass version of the classic western but with titslots of tits. Kelly shows hers, but only briefly, preferring to wow audiences with her stupendous seat meat. Swayze is the philosophy-spouting, martial-arts-expert bouncer who gets a job at the Double Deuce, which is a nice place to work if you like to fight--and he does constantly--or watch nearly naked ladies in the weekly G-string contests. If you come to a fork in the road, always take the path that leads to Road House.
RollerballBlu-Ray (2002)
STUDIO: MGM
NUDE: Kata Dob (breasts) (Picture), Yolanda Hughes-Heying (breasts, butt) (Picture), Alice Poon (breasts) (Picture), Rebecca Romijn (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: The Rollerball remake doesn’t seem as fresh and original as the ’70s version. But then reality TV has made its premise of a violent sport in which players are killed live on camera to boost the ratings not so far fetched. Still, this remake is an improvement in that it adds skin to the mix, and oh what skin! There’s Rebecca Romijn sans the Stamos and her top in a workout-room sex scene that’s sure to work out the kinks. And the coed locker rooms provide some titty action from Alice Poon, Kata Dob, and Yolanda Hughes-Heying. Yes, your balls will be rolling!
To Live and Die in L.A.Blu-Ray (1985)
STUDIO: MGM
NUDE: Debra Feuer (breasts, butt) (), Darlanne Fluegel (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: If money is the root of all evil, then counterfeit money is really nasty stuff. The U.S. federal government has a law-enforcement arm, a branch of the Treasury Department, that specializes in policing fake-cash crooks. Its agents are every bit as rough and tumble as the most reckless undercover narc, and it is only fitting that their movie, To Live and Die in L.A., should be directed by William Friedkin, creator of the classic cops-and-dopers thriller The French Connection (1971). Like Connection, To Live and Die in L.A. is packed with grim locations, gritty dialogue, whiplash-inducing camera work, the clash of testosterone titans, and a chase scene that would set the bar for imitators and emulators for decades to come. Plus there's a soundtrack by Wang Chung.
Une femme marie: Suite de fragments d'un film tourn en 1964 (1964)
STUDIO: E1 Entertainment
NUDE: Macha Mril (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: An early work from Jean-Luc Godard, Une femme marie: Suite de fragments d'un film tourn en 1964 is the story of a middle-class housewife engaged in an affair with another man. As she is torn between her desire for either solid, bourgeois comfort or romance, she keeps up a running dialogue with herself regarding her two lovers and the expectations of society. An unwanted pregnancy serves to confuse things even more. Ignore the giant bloomers on Macha Mril and instead focus on the sweet little left teatlet she eventually exposes.
