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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of April 28, 2009.

THE BOOBY HATCH (1976)
STUDIO: Synapse-Films.com
NUDES: Diane Pugh (FFN, butt) (Picture-), anonymous nudes
THE SKINNY: Released on DVD by Synapse films, the sci-fi sex comedy The Booby Hatch stars Sharon Joy and Rudy Ricci as Cherry Jankowski and Marcello Fettucini, two employees of the sex-toy company Joyful Novelties, Inc. When Marcello’s worn-out pecker no longer functions properly, a chance sexual encounter with Cherry, who lives with a pre-operative transsexual, turns his situation around. Along the way, we get to see the boobies, snatch, and back door hatch of Diane Pugh as she gets it on with some blonde dude in an attempt to awaken Marcello’s limp noodle.

THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS (1974)
STUDIO: DarkSkyFilms.com
NUDES: Jennifer Ashley (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Jamie Lynn Bauer (breasts) (Picture-1), Tiffany Bolling (breasts) (Picture-1), Teda Bracci (breasts) (Picture-1), Kitty Carl (breasts) (Picture-1), Ruthy Ross (breasts) (Picture-1), Connie Strickland (breasts) (Picture-1), Janet Wood (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Boys and men in search of chills and thrills will enjoy the hauntingly hot kicking and screaming (to fuel your wet dreaming!) in The Centerfold Girls. When a disturbed religious perv sets out to punish all the pretty ladies who’ve posed for the centerfolds in men’s magazines, ’70s stunners Tiffany Bolling, Jamie Lyn Bauer, and Janet Wood must fight to keep their killer bodies intact. With such drop-dead gorgeous gals in tow, someone just might be murdered inadvertently.


THE CHICK’S ABILITY (1984)
STUDIO: Impulse Pictures
NUDES: Vanessa Alves (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Helena Ramos (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Alvamar Taddei (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The Brazilian softcore flick The Chick’s Ability stars Vanessa Alves as Cristina, a young mother who has to enter the world of prostitution so she can raise money for a life-saving operation for her son. Rounding out the cast are the fully frontal Helena Ramos, playing a sexy nurse who regularly poses nude for her painter boyfriend, and Alvamar Taddei, who bares boobs and bushy black beaver being banged by a mustachioed dude. The chick’s ability is to give you an erection.


LAID TO REST (2009)
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDES: Bobbi Sue Luther (breasts) (Picture-1), Seri DeYoung (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Laid to Rest is a rip-roaring mad slasher romp that barely rests at all as it’s laid end-to-end with scary thrills and sexy interludes. Bobbi Sue Luther portrays a character known simply as The Girl. The movie begins as this girl awakens in a locked casket with no clue as to how she got there. In short order, The Girl learns that she’s high atop the “to kill” list of a masked maniac known as ChromeSkull. After a caring couple takes in The Girl, they too end up pursued by the psychotic knife fiend, and Laid to Rest is a jolt-a-minute hair-raiser. Elevating more than mere hair in the movie are Bobbie Sue and nudecomer Seri DeYoung, each of whom bares breasts.


NAKED RASHOMON (1972)
STUDIO: MondoMacabroDVDom
NUDE: Hitomi Kozue (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Hideaki Ezumi is powerful aristocrat Katsuragawa, who sires twins with a prostitute in the skin-filled Japanese pink movie Naked Rashomon. Katsuragawa raises the male twin, Hiroyoshi (also played by Hideaki Ezumi), as his heir and gives the female twin, Kyoko (Hitomi Kozue), to her mother to raise as a hooker. When Kyoko grows up she vows to take revenge on her father and brother for abandoning her to a life of prostitution. Hitomi lives up to the expectations created by the film’s title, showing T&A no less than eight times. Thanks for the flash, woman!


NOTORIOUS (2009)
STUDIO: Fox
NUDE: Naturi Naughton (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The hip-hop biopic Notorious tells the story of slain rapper Christopher “Biggie Smalls” Wallace, a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G. (Jamal Woolard), who went from selling crack on the streets of Brooklyn to becoming a rap superstar under the tutelage of producer Sean “Puffy” Combs (Derek Luke). At the height of Wallace’s career, a feud between the East and West coast hip-hop communities resulted in an unsuccessful attempt on the life of California rapper Tupac Shakur (Anthony Mackie), followed by a successful one in 1996, and the murder of Wallace himself six months later. NotoriousNaturi Naughton’s naked knockers come out repeatedly as often-nude rapper Lil’ Kim, and we also get to see a groupie’s gazongas as she has a threesome with Biggie and another babe. You’ll get a biggie of your own!


ONE-EYED MONSTER (2009)
STUDIO: Liberation Entertainment
NUDE: Carmen Hart (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: A secluded adult-movie set in the mountains of Northern California is the setting for the science-fiction horror comedy One-Eyed Monster. After a blizzard traps the cast and crew together, things go from bad to worse when a hostile alien takes control of star Ron Jeremy’s penis, causing it to run amuck. The cast includes former Russ Meyer actor Charles Napier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Amber Benson, porn legend Veronica Hart, and current (but unrelated to Veronica) adult actress Carmen Hart, who bares her boobs pretending to have sex. Carmen will have you squeezing your Charmin!


THE SHE-BEAST (1966)
STUDIO: DarkSyFilms.com
NUDES: Barbara Steele (breasts) (Picture-1), Lucretia Love (right breast)
THE SKINNY: When Barbara Steele’s car crashes and plunges into the water, her body is taken possession of by the spirit of an eighteenth-century witch who had been killed by local villagers and is hell-bent on revenge in The She Beast. They didn’t teach about that hazard in driving school. But then they also never had teachers as sexy as Barbara, who can turn a man to steel where it counts with a mere flick of her dark eyelashes. She does more than that here, getting banged from behind in bed, though her big pillows are being pushed into the pillow to prevent a complete look at this she beast’s naughty bits.