Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 23, 2008.
THE HOUSE BUNNY (2008)
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Anna Faris (butt) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Funny lady Anna Faris is Shelley, a Playboy bunny who has to leave her home, the Playboy Mansion, in the 2008 comedy The House Bunny. With nowhere to go, Shelley becomes the housemother for the girls of Zeta Alpha Zeta, the nerdiest sorority on campus, in danger of losing their charter if they don’t start attracting more pledges. But soon Shelley has given the girls makeovers and turned the sorority around. The movie also features cameos by real-life Playmates Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson and busty American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee. The House Bunny will turn you into a Play-with-Yourself-Boy.
OPEN WINDOW (2006)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Robin Tunney (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The 2006 drama Open Window features Robin Tunney and Joel Edgerton as Izzy and Peter, a photographer and an assistant professor who live in Los Angeles and have just gotten engaged. When Izzy is brutally attacked by a stranger, her parents (Cybill Shepherd and Elliot Gould) try to step in and fix her life, increasing the strain on her relationship with Peter. Despite the heavy subject matter, you’ll get a rise out of Robin’s rump and rack as she steps into the shower. If only we could have gotten a look at her love Tunney!
Savage Grace (2007)
STUDIO: IFC Films
NUDES: Elena Anaya (breasts, bush, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Based on the real-life murder of socialite Barbara Daly Baekeland, Savage Grace features Julianne Moore as the wife of Brooks Baekeland, heir to the Bakelite plastic fortune. When her husband runs off with her son Antony’s girlfriend Blanca (Elena Anaya), Barbara fears that the teenager is becoming a homosexual and procures women for him in order to turn him straight again. When that doesn’t seem to work, she seduces him herself, causing Antony to snap and murder her with a kitchen knife. Ms. Anaya will have you squeezing your papaya when she gets fully nude with a dude.
SPIKER (2007)
STUDIO: MTI
NUDES: Linda Johnson (breasts) (Picture-1), Ginger Kroll (breasts) (Picture-1), Giselle Rodriguez (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The titular psycho of Spiker is an enormous albino with a penchant for slashing victims to ribbons with railroad spikes. After breaking out of a loony bin, Spiker happens upon a gaggle of horny teens spending the night in a creepy old house. Jackpot! Blood flies and clothes come off. Among the naked and the dead are Linda Johnson, Ginger Kroll, and Giselle Rodriguez. The naked ladies of Spiker will drive hot steel in your pants.
