Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 16, 2008.
IRMA VEPESSENTIAL EDITION (1996)
STUDIO: Zeitgeist
NUDE: Arsine Khanjian (FFN) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: A warm and engulfing French comedy of movie-making and communal dining, Irma Vep explores the insecurities and affections of a troupe of Parisian cinema pros whose long-established relationships are subtly altered by the introduction of a beautiful and exotic newcomer. Gorgeous slip of Asian perfection Maggie Cheung is a natural knockout as the Chinese ringer who has been imported to help salvage the career of a formerly important film director whose arc is in decline. Maggie becomes an object of suspicion, of desire, of last hopes. Everybody pitches in to prepare some great meals.
THE MAN WHO CAME BACK (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Jennifer O’Dell (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Bald badass Billy Zane and tempestuous babe Sean Young star in The Man Who Came Back, an old-fashioned western about a man seeking revenge on the men who framed him for murder, imprisoned him, and left him for dead. The cast also includes ruggedly handsome Teutonic leading man Eric Braeden, best known as Victor Newman from the daytime soap The Young and the Restless, and blonde babe Jennifer O’Dell, who displays her TA. You’ll come and then you’ll come back!
OLD SCHOOLBLU-RAY (2003)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDES: Lisa Donatz (breasts) (Picture-1), Kristina Hughes (breasts) (Picture-1), Corinne Kingsbury (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Almost all of the dozens of college-campus, sex-romp, outsider comedies patterned after the classic frat funny pic Animal House (1978) have one big difference from the original: The imitators are generally not nearly as funny, with one notable and glorious exceptionOld School. Wallowing in a crass and relentless humor capable of uniting the generations in gales of gut-busting, pants-peeing glee, Old School may not seem like much on paper (a trio of post-collegiate screw-ups sets up house next door to a college crawling with corruptible co-eds), but for once, hilarity does ensue.
OPEN WINDOW (2006)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Robin Tunney (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The 2006 drama Open Window features Robin Tunney and Joel Edgerton as Izzy and Peter, a photographer and an assistant professor who live in Los Angeles and have just gotten engaged. When Izzy is brutally attacked by a stranger, her parents (Cybill Shepherd and Elliot Gould) try to step in and fix her life, increasing the strain on her relationship with Peter. Despite the heavy subject matter, you’ll get a rise out of Robin’s rump and rack as she steps into the shower. If only we could have gotten a look at her love Tunney!
SPIKER (2007)
STUDIO: MTI
NUDES: Linda Johnson (breasts) (Picture-1), Ginger Kroll (breasts) (Picture-1), Giselle Rodriguez (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The titular psycho of Spiker is an enormous albino with a penchant for slashing victims to ribbons with railroad spikes. After breaking out of a loony bin, Spiker happens upon a gaggle of horny teens spending the night in a creepy old house. Jackpot! Blood flies and clothes come off. Among the naked and the dead are Linda Johnson, Ginger Kroll, and Giselle Rodriguez. The naked ladies of Spiker will drive hot steel in your pants.
SECRETS OF THE CLOWN (2007)
STUDIO: Badman Productions
NUDES: Michelle Brancato (breasts) (Picture-1), Susie Grant (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Secrets of the Clown chronicles a curious love triangle between Bobbie (Paul Pierro), his best gal Val (Kelli Clevenger), and Val’s clown doll to which she seems unnaturally attached. Bobbie is also haunted by the murder of his best friend, and things turn really sticky as fresh bodies pile up around town. Through it all, there’s that clown doll, giving everyone the creeps. Susie Grant and Michelle Brancato add sex to the festivities, busting out their topless clown noses. Honk! Honk!
