For the week of August 11, 2009, Mr. Skin is bringing you the skinny on the hottest DVD releases a day early. These titles will hit store shelves tomorrow. Also on tap for tomorrow is the revelation of the final installment of Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time. So gear up for some sizzling new nude scenes to make their way to your DVD player, then come back tomorrow to see us unveil the absolute crme-de-la-crme of celebrity nudity.
Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (2008)
STUDIO: Peace Arch Home Entertainment
NUDE: Sienna Miller (breasts, butt), Mena Suvari (breasts)
The coming-of-age flick The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (2008) stars Jon Foster as Art, a recent college graduate whose mobster father (Nick Nolte) is pressuring him to join the family business. But Art, who is not interested in crime, spends his summer after college sleeping with his bookstore manager (Sienna Miller) and being a pawn in the sexually charged mind games of Peter Sarsgaard and Mena Suvari. Sienna shows her seat meat, and Mena’s boob-aris come out as she gets nailed by Art all over a bookstore. Happily, Ms. Suvari has no problem revealing the mysteries of her tittsburghs.
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDE: Alicia Saint Amour (breasts), Michelle Gordon (breasts), Amanda Logue (FFN, butt), Audrey Manuel (breasts), Kayla Martin (breasts), Kaitlyn Reid (breasts), Nikki Ryann (breasts), Simone Searcy (breasts), Gia Wright (breasts)
The raunchy teen sex comedy sequel Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009) follows a group of rowdy college kids who travel to the Beer Pong championships to win big and hopefully get laid. Along the way, they piss off some bikers, kill a hog, get a pee-soaked lap dance, and feast their eyes on female flesh from fully frontal Amanda Logue and a bevy of similarly unclad babes. This Beer Pong is skintoxicating!
About Last Night... (1986)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Demi Moore (breasts, butt)
Playwright David Mamet honed his literary chops writing girl copy for men’s magazine pioneer Hugh Hefner, and the provenance shows true in the salty, suggestive, and overtly sexual dialogue and action of About Last Night... (1986). Adapted from a Mamet play originally titled Sexual Perversity in Chicago, director Edward Zwick’s interpretation delves into the titillated but somehow tortured psyches of two Windy City couples who struggle with the boundaries between love and lust. When hurting, humping, and healing are all part of growing up, it certainly helps the process to be young and good looking.
Blue Thunder (1983)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Anna Forrest (breasts, bush, butt)
Roy Scheider is NYPD helicopter pilot Frank Murphy in the action flick Blue Thunder (1983). When Murphy starts training to fly the new high-tech experimental helicopter Blue Thunder, he is made to work with his arch-nemesis and commanding officer in Vietnam Colonel Cochrane (Malcolm McDowell). Appropriately named babe Anna Forrest provides the nudity when she shows boobs, butt, and bush doing naked yoga. Namaste, Anna!
Born in 68 (2008)
STUDIO: Strand
NUDE: Laetitia Casta (breasts, butt), Kate Moran (breasts, butt)
Born in 68 (2008), a French drama commemorating the fortieth anniversary of the May uprising in Paris, follows a group of hippies that includes Victoria’s Secret model Laetitia Casta from the Paris student strikes to the gay activism of the early 1980s to the coming to power of supermodel-banging French President Nicolas Sarkozy in 2007. Along with the world-changing political events of those four decades, we also get to observe Laetitia’s tits and ass as she frolics around with other hippies and even has a threesome with another French filly. Mr Skin would like to see those two in a sequel called Born to 69!
Chaos (2006)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Natassia Malthe (breasts)
Wesley Snipes has the luck, and it’s all bad. First he gets in trouble with the IRS, and then in Chaos (2006) the bank he’s robbing is surrounded by the police, creating a hostage situation. But Snipes is no sucker and escapes in the ensuing chaos, hence the name, but is pursued by cops Jason Statham and Ryan Phillippe, who begin to suspect the robbery was merely a smokescreen for a bigger heist. What that heist is remains a mystery to the hairy palms at Skin Central. Our attention was on Norwegian model Natassia Malthe, who briefly flashes her natural wonders. You’ll need to make a withdrawal from the sperm bank after seeing that. Chaos is hot all over the place.
The Chaos Experiment (2009)
STUDIO: Cinepro
NUDE: Eve Mauro (breasts)
An environmentally conscious mad scientist (Val Kilmer) locks six people in a steam room until the local paper puts his story on global warming on the front page in the thriller The Chaos Experiment (2009). Meanwhile as the steam begins to dissolve their lungs, the helpless victims began to turn on each other like rats in a cage, but not before bikini-clad beauty Eve Mauro doffs her top and shows off her naked knockers. Thanks for the tits to go with our schvitz!
Cravings (2006)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Alex Dunn (breasts, butt)
After his wife slashes her wrists, psychiatrist Stephen (Richard Harrington) meets a strange teenage girl named Nina (Jaime Winstone) who has also slashed her wrists and has a habit of drinking blood in the horror-thriller Cravings (2006). But, despite Nina having killed his mother, Stephen, who has begun sleeping with her mother, Liz (Louise Delamere), feels sorry for Nina and tries to cure her, with terrifying results. Along the way, your craving for skin will be satisfied by the naked TA of Alex Dunn.
Deathbed (2002)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertainment
NUDE: Tanya Dempsey (breasts), Meagan Mangum (breasts)
After Karen and Jerry (Tanya Dempsey and Brave Matthews) rent the upper floor of a converted warehouse, Karen discovers a metal-frame bed in a locked room from which strange sounds come at night in the fright flick Deathbed (2002). When the couple starts breaking in the bed, the ghosts of the people murdered there begin to invade their minds. Tanya shows off her bethonged butt and gives us a nip slip, while sexy specter Meagan Mangum gets topless. Deathbed will give you rigor mortis in your pants!
London to Brighton (2006)
STUDIO: E1 Entertainment
NUDE: Lorraine Stanley (breasts)
The gritty crime thriller London to Brighton (2006) stars Lorraine Stanley and Georgia Groome as Kelly and Joanne, a hooker and an eleven-year-old runaway who go on the run after the accidental death of a mobster with a taste for young girls sets two hit men on their trail. Despite the grim subject matter, you’ll have a Big Ben in your pants when Lorraine doffs her top and bares her London bridges.
Madame Hollywood (2002)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertainment
NUDE: Katie Lohmann (breasts), Brandy Miller (breasts), Shauna O'Brien (breasts), Mia Zottoli (breasts)
Madame Hollywood (2002) can be such a bitch. Daisy (Mia Zottoli) lands in Tinseltown as so many young hopefuls do, just bursting with energy and optimismonly to end up peeling on stage at a strip club soon thereafter. Still ambitious, our heroine organizes her fellow ecdysiasts and creates a private dancer organization that caters to mega-bucks clientele. Cops crash the party, but soon enough, Daisy finds herself falling for the vice officer that’s on her tailliterally!
The Ninth Gate (1999)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Lena Olin (body doublebreasts, butt), Emmanuelle Seigner (breasts, butt)
Johnny Depp is Dean Corso, an expert on old books hired by a collector (Frank Langella) to track down the remaining three copies of The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, a book supposedly co-authored by Lucifer himself, in Roman Polanski's supernatural thriller The Ninth Gate (1999). As he searches for the books, Coros meets up with kinky black magic babe Lena Olin and succulent Satan spawn Emmanuelle Seigner, who bares her boobs writhing on top of Depp. Too bad we can’t see her front gate!
