Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of April 14, 2009.
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES (1984)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Sharon Stone (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Irreconcilable Differences is a star vehicle for nine-year-old Drew Barrymore. She plays Casey Brodsky, the neglected daughter of egomaniacal movie director Albert Brodsky (Ryan O'Neal, whose stardom was on the wane) and frantic screenwriter Lucy Van Patten Brodsky (Shelley Long, whose stardom was on the rise). When her parents announce they're splitting up, young Lucy sues them for divorce, opting to live with their Mexican maid, who's been raising her anyway. The comedic drama takes a turn for the all-out erotic with the appearance of Sharon Stone as an aspiring starlet who's willing to bare her impossibly pert young bosom to get a part. What a pro!
THE READER (2008)
STUDIO: Weinstein Company
NUDES: Kate Winslet (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Jeanette Hain (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Karoline Herfurth (right breast)
THE SKINNY: Set in postwar Germany, the critically acclaimed drama The Reader stars David Kross as Michael Berg, a teenager who meets and falls in love with an older woman with large dark brown nipples, Hanna Schmitz (Kate Winslet), when she helps him home after he gets sick from scarlet fever. Over the course of their brief romance, Michael reads great works of American literature to Hanna, but then she suddenly disappears without explanation. Eight years later and now played by Ralph Fiennes, Michael is a law student observing a war crimes tribunal and is reunited with Hanna, who is there as a defendant. Kate shows off her Nazi knockers and her Aryan ass-sault weapon while boning the boyish bookworm. The Reader will leave you needing glasses, but not from reading!
SLAUGHTER HIGH (1986)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Josephine Scandi (breasts) (Picture-1), Donna Yeager (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Poor Marty Rantzen (Simon Scuddamore) is a quiet teenage geek who falls victim to an April Fool’s Day prank that flambes his face and toasts his good looks, like, permanently. Ten years later, Marty’s classmates reassemble for a reunion, and their mutilated victim’s hacking, bashing, slicing, dicing, nail-through-the-head, acid-bath revenge turns their old school into a real Slaughter High. After being splattered with blood, Josephine Scandi sensibly scrubs her topless body in a tub, and later we see Donna Yeager’s bouncy sweater bunnies during a love scene in between massacre moments. As an archetypal (if late entry) ’80s slasher flick, Slaughter High will put a machete in your parachute pants.
THE SPIRIT (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Eva Mendes (butt, right breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: An undead crusader known only as The Spirit prowls Central City, keeping its streets free of criminals. Lurking in the shadows is his arch nemesis, The Octopus, who’s searching for the mythical Blood of Heracles in order to become immortal, but the treasure falls into the hands of sexy femme fatale Sand Saref. As the seductive Sand, Eva Mendes gets into The Spirit of nudity with bared booty and blurry booby, while Paz Vega and the super stacked Scarlett Johansson serve up enough cleavage to feed an entire newborn ward.
