By Mr. Skin
Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases.
Here's the randy round-up for June 3, 2008.
BLUE CITY (1986)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Ally Sheedy (left breast) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY:Ally Sheedy. Judd Nelson. You couldn't get much more explosive than that hot combo in the mid-1980s, and that's exactly the flammable pair that gets put together in the Miami-set, Ross McDonald crime-novel adaptation Blue City. Nelson plays Billy Turner, a hothead out to avenge the death of his father. Sheedy is his main squeeze. Local color comes courtesy of David Caruso and Paul Winfield. Slipped nips come courtesy of Ally. After seeing that, Blue City will not be a nickname that applies to your balls.
BOARDING GATE (2007)
STUDIO: Magnolia Pictures
NUDE:Asia Argento (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The French thriller Boarding Gate stars the ever-hot Asia Argento as an Italian former hooker who flees to Hong Kong. There she gets involved with a new man (Carl Ng) who has been hired to kill her old boyfriend (Michael Madsen), a washed-up former tycoon. Little does she know that the entire situation is secretly being orchestrated by her new boyfriend's wife (Kelly Lin). Asia doesn't show off her boarding gate here, but you can get a good look at her towers as she lies topless on the bed. Asia will amaze-ya!
DIVA (1981)
STUDIO: Starz / Anchor Bay
NUDE:Thuy An Luu (breasts)
THE SKINNY: French filmmaker Jean-Jacques Beineix electrified arthouse audiences worldwide with the ultra-stylized romantic thriller Diva. Frederic Andrei stars as postman Jules, who secretly tapes a performance by opera superstar Cynthia Hawkins (Wilhelmenia Wiggins Fernandez), who is famous for having never been recorded. Taiwanese bootleggers learn that Jules owns the only existing tape of the diva, and the chase is on. Further complicating the matter is that, as a murdered prostitute is dying, she slips another tape-this one incriminating the chief of police-into Jules's delivery bag. This now makes our hero the object of even more harried pursuit. Complications pile up from there, all shot throughout Paris through Beineix's sumptuous, one-of-a-kind director's eye. Thuy An Luu adds to the delectable mix by going topless. Talk about a couple of high notes!
THE EYE - TWO-DISC SPECIAL EDITION (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Jessica Alba's BODY DOUBLE (butt)
THE SKINNY:The Eye, an American remake of the Hong Kong horror hit Jian Gui (2002), stars notoriously skingy babe Jessica Alba as a blind violinist whose eye transplant gives her the unwelcome power of seeing supernatural visions of death all around her. To end the curse, she has to find out the secret for her new eye. Don't strain your eyes looking for Jessica's jugs; she uses a body double.
HURRICANE (1979)
STUDIO: Paramount Video
NUDE:Mia Farrow (left breast)
THE SKINNY: When Charlotte Bruckner (Mia Farrow) starts up a torrid affair with a native chief in Bora Bora (Dayton Ka'ne) right under the nose of her stern Navy-officer father (Jason Robards) in Hurricane, there's trouble brewing. And not just one kind, because a tropical storm forming off the island threatens to blow them all to kingdom come. This troubled Dino De Laurentis-produced disaster flick also features skin from the former Mrs. Sinatra. Look out for a high-pressure system in your pants!
KING OF THE GYPSIES (1978)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Susan Sarandon (right breast)
THE SKINNY: Based on a non-fiction book by Peter Maas, the drama King of the Gypsies features Eric Roberts as Dave, a gypsy youth whose ambitious father, Groffo (Judd Hirsch), the heir to the gypsy throne, exiles him to keep the boy's grandfather, the current king Zharko (Sterling Hayden), from passing the title to Dave and passing over Groffo. Susan Sarandon shows skin as Dave's love interest. That's no gyp!
JEKYLL HYDE TOGETHER AGAIN (1982)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Elvira (right breast) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: While searching for a cure to help mankind avoid surgery, the demented Dr. Jekyll makes a sexciting new discovery in Jekyll HydeTogether Again. Uncovering a substance that immediately perks the peter upon contact, he holds the secret to turning every mild-mannered man into a hopeless horn dog. When the good doctor accidentally ingests a bit of the potent potion himself, he becomes the hump-happy Mr. Hyde, leaving a trail of tender tail panting in his wake. With supernatural stunners like ultra-vixen Elvira as eye candy on the screen, no homemade aphrodisiac will be needed to plump your hallow weenie.
MAGNUM FORCE - DELUXE EDITION (1973)
STUDIO: Warner Home Video
NUDE:Suzanne Somers (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY:Magnum Force is the sequel to Dirty Harry (1971), and it finds Clint Eastwood making our day again. This time the story finds Eastwood eclipsed by a rogue group of vigilante cops that take his "Feel lucky, punk?" attitude to the max. But while Eastwood may bend the rules, he still abides by them. When the cops start killing people before they have even committed a crime, it's Eastwood who is battling the badge. Who can blame him when one of the renegade cops' victims is a topless Suzanne Somers? That's far from a victimless crime.
MANDINGO (1975)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDES:Susan George (breasts) (Picture: 1), Debbi Morgan (FFN) (Picture: 1), Laura Misch Owens (breasts), Brenda Sykes (breasts) (Picture: 1), Reda Wyatt (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: There's a lot to learn from Mandingo, which tells of a brutal slave master back in the pre-Civil War South. For one, resting one's feet on a young black slave cures rheumatism. And pretty young slave girls were up for grabs by the white horny plantation heirs. Here, our perverted son can't make up his mind: to sleep with his beautiful wife, Susan George, or his boobiful slave, Brenda Sykes? Like any man of privilege he decides to have his cake and eat her too. Between the hangings and people being boiled and beaten, there's enough down-home sexual hanky-panky, from the white meat of Debbi Morgan to the juicy dark bits of Reda Wyatt, to satisfy any hungry man.
PARTNERS (1982)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDES:Robyn Douglass (breasts), Iris Albanti (breasts)
THE SKINNY: The clash of straight and gay is presented with shades of blue in Partners. This comic social commentary aims to show that the cops who protect and serve the general populace are often people just like everybody else but occasionally do come from alternative-lifestyle segments. There has been a rash of homosexual murders, resulting in a robustly heterosexual homicide dick being ordered to dive deep under glamour-boy cover, and to take a mild-mannered desk-job Nelly along as his guide. The killer, make no mistake, will be brought to justice, and in the process a trucks- and trollop-loving stud will gain a whole new appreciation for men whose sensibilities run toward interior decorating and knitting.
POSSESSION OF JOEL DELANEY (1972)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Barbara Trentham (butt)
THE SKINNY: The occult thriller The Possession of Joel Delaney stars Perry King as mild-mannered Joel Delaney, who, through the power of Puerto Rican voodoo, finds himself possessed by the spirit of a serial killer named Tonio. Overwhelmed by supernatural forces beyond his control, Joel turns to his sister, played by real-life occultist Shirley MacLaine, to save him. Barbara Trentham, soon-to-be-star of Rollerball, shows skin.
THE RED VIOLIN (1998)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES:Greta Scacchi (left breast, butt) (Picture: 1), Eva Marie Bryer (FFN)
THE SKINNY: The titular object in The Red Violin is a seventeenth-century instrument described by its restorer as "the single most perfect acoustical machine I've ever seen." The movie chronicles the history of the violin across three centuries, depicting how it affects the lives of all who come into contact with it. Most moving are the moments involving Greta Scacchi and Eva Marie Bryer, who provide sweet music for our eyes by baring their luscious nude bodies. Prepare to rosin up your bow.
STUMP THE BAND (2006)
STUDIO:TLAvideo.com
NUDES:Courtney Bean (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1), Becky Boxer (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture: 1), Dominique Davalos (breasts) (Picture: 1), Brittney Startzman (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The flesh-and-blood-soaked horror comedy Stump the Band chronicles the misadventures and mayhem experienced by a traveling all-girl punk-rock quartet when an axe murderer catches up with their tour bus. Stump sends up slasher-flick clich?while never failing to deliver the goods when it comes to gore and awesome female nudity. Plus the music rocks, meaning that Stump the Band has a good beat and you can beat off to it!
SUDDEN IMPACT- DELUXE EDITION (1983)
STUDIO: Warner Home Video
NUDES:Lisa London (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The fourth installment of director-star Clint Eastwood's famed "Dirty Harry" series, Sudden Impact finds the maverick San Francisco cop investigating a series of vigilante killings in San Paulo. When Harry discovers the killer is Sondra Locke out to take revenge on her attackers, he finds sympathy for her. As a young hooker, Lisa London (O'Hara from H.O.T.S. [1979]) shows off her ginormous jugs before getting into bed with a mustachioed Lothario for a penis pounding. Talk about sudden impact!
Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases.
Here's the randy round-up for June 3, 2008.
June 3, 2008
BLUE CITY (1986)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Ally Sheedy (left breast) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY:Ally Sheedy. Judd Nelson. You couldn't get much more explosive than that hot combo in the mid-1980s, and that's exactly the flammable pair that gets put together in the Miami-set, Ross McDonald crime-novel adaptation Blue City. Nelson plays Billy Turner, a hothead out to avenge the death of his father. Sheedy is his main squeeze. Local color comes courtesy of David Caruso and Paul Winfield. Slipped nips come courtesy of Ally. After seeing that, Blue City will not be a nickname that applies to your balls.
BOARDING GATE (2007)
STUDIO: Magnolia Pictures
NUDE:Asia Argento (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The French thriller Boarding Gate stars the ever-hot Asia Argento as an Italian former hooker who flees to Hong Kong. There she gets involved with a new man (Carl Ng) who has been hired to kill her old boyfriend (Michael Madsen), a washed-up former tycoon. Little does she know that the entire situation is secretly being orchestrated by her new boyfriend's wife (Kelly Lin). Asia doesn't show off her boarding gate here, but you can get a good look at her towers as she lies topless on the bed. Asia will amaze-ya!
DIVA (1981)
STUDIO: Starz / Anchor Bay
NUDE:Thuy An Luu (breasts)
THE SKINNY: French filmmaker Jean-Jacques Beineix electrified arthouse audiences worldwide with the ultra-stylized romantic thriller Diva. Frederic Andrei stars as postman Jules, who secretly tapes a performance by opera superstar Cynthia Hawkins (Wilhelmenia Wiggins Fernandez), who is famous for having never been recorded. Taiwanese bootleggers learn that Jules owns the only existing tape of the diva, and the chase is on. Further complicating the matter is that, as a murdered prostitute is dying, she slips another tape-this one incriminating the chief of police-into Jules's delivery bag. This now makes our hero the object of even more harried pursuit. Complications pile up from there, all shot throughout Paris through Beineix's sumptuous, one-of-a-kind director's eye. Thuy An Luu adds to the delectable mix by going topless. Talk about a couple of high notes!
THE EYE - TWO-DISC SPECIAL EDITION (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Jessica Alba's BODY DOUBLE (butt)
THE SKINNY:The Eye, an American remake of the Hong Kong horror hit Jian Gui (2002), stars notoriously skingy babe Jessica Alba as a blind violinist whose eye transplant gives her the unwelcome power of seeing supernatural visions of death all around her. To end the curse, she has to find out the secret for her new eye. Don't strain your eyes looking for Jessica's jugs; she uses a body double.
HURRICANE (1979)
STUDIO: Paramount Video
NUDE:Mia Farrow (left breast)
THE SKINNY: When Charlotte Bruckner (Mia Farrow) starts up a torrid affair with a native chief in Bora Bora (Dayton Ka'ne) right under the nose of her stern Navy-officer father (Jason Robards) in Hurricane, there's trouble brewing. And not just one kind, because a tropical storm forming off the island threatens to blow them all to kingdom come. This troubled Dino De Laurentis-produced disaster flick also features skin from the former Mrs. Sinatra. Look out for a high-pressure system in your pants!
KING OF THE GYPSIES (1978)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Susan Sarandon (right breast)
THE SKINNY: Based on a non-fiction book by Peter Maas, the drama King of the Gypsies features Eric Roberts as Dave, a gypsy youth whose ambitious father, Groffo (Judd Hirsch), the heir to the gypsy throne, exiles him to keep the boy's grandfather, the current king Zharko (Sterling Hayden), from passing the title to Dave and passing over Groffo. Susan Sarandon shows skin as Dave's love interest. That's no gyp!
JEKYLL HYDE TOGETHER AGAIN (1982)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Elvira (right breast) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: While searching for a cure to help mankind avoid surgery, the demented Dr. Jekyll makes a sexciting new discovery in Jekyll HydeTogether Again. Uncovering a substance that immediately perks the peter upon contact, he holds the secret to turning every mild-mannered man into a hopeless horn dog. When the good doctor accidentally ingests a bit of the potent potion himself, he becomes the hump-happy Mr. Hyde, leaving a trail of tender tail panting in his wake. With supernatural stunners like ultra-vixen Elvira as eye candy on the screen, no homemade aphrodisiac will be needed to plump your hallow weenie.
MAGNUM FORCE - DELUXE EDITION (1973)
STUDIO: Warner Home Video
NUDE:Suzanne Somers (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY:Magnum Force is the sequel to Dirty Harry (1971), and it finds Clint Eastwood making our day again. This time the story finds Eastwood eclipsed by a rogue group of vigilante cops that take his "Feel lucky, punk?" attitude to the max. But while Eastwood may bend the rules, he still abides by them. When the cops start killing people before they have even committed a crime, it's Eastwood who is battling the badge. Who can blame him when one of the renegade cops' victims is a topless Suzanne Somers? That's far from a victimless crime.
MANDINGO (1975)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDES:Susan George (breasts) (Picture: 1), Debbi Morgan (FFN) (Picture: 1), Laura Misch Owens (breasts), Brenda Sykes (breasts) (Picture: 1), Reda Wyatt (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: There's a lot to learn from Mandingo, which tells of a brutal slave master back in the pre-Civil War South. For one, resting one's feet on a young black slave cures rheumatism. And pretty young slave girls were up for grabs by the white horny plantation heirs. Here, our perverted son can't make up his mind: to sleep with his beautiful wife, Susan George, or his boobiful slave, Brenda Sykes? Like any man of privilege he decides to have his cake and eat her too. Between the hangings and people being boiled and beaten, there's enough down-home sexual hanky-panky, from the white meat of Debbi Morgan to the juicy dark bits of Reda Wyatt, to satisfy any hungry man.
PARTNERS (1982)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDES:Robyn Douglass (breasts), Iris Albanti (breasts)
THE SKINNY: The clash of straight and gay is presented with shades of blue in Partners. This comic social commentary aims to show that the cops who protect and serve the general populace are often people just like everybody else but occasionally do come from alternative-lifestyle segments. There has been a rash of homosexual murders, resulting in a robustly heterosexual homicide dick being ordered to dive deep under glamour-boy cover, and to take a mild-mannered desk-job Nelly along as his guide. The killer, make no mistake, will be brought to justice, and in the process a trucks- and trollop-loving stud will gain a whole new appreciation for men whose sensibilities run toward interior decorating and knitting.
POSSESSION OF JOEL DELANEY (1972)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDE:Barbara Trentham (butt)
THE SKINNY: The occult thriller The Possession of Joel Delaney stars Perry King as mild-mannered Joel Delaney, who, through the power of Puerto Rican voodoo, finds himself possessed by the spirit of a serial killer named Tonio. Overwhelmed by supernatural forces beyond his control, Joel turns to his sister, played by real-life occultist Shirley MacLaine, to save him. Barbara Trentham, soon-to-be-star of Rollerball, shows skin.
THE RED VIOLIN (1998)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES:Greta Scacchi (left breast, butt) (Picture: 1), Eva Marie Bryer (FFN)
THE SKINNY: The titular object in The Red Violin is a seventeenth-century instrument described by its restorer as "the single most perfect acoustical machine I've ever seen." The movie chronicles the history of the violin across three centuries, depicting how it affects the lives of all who come into contact with it. Most moving are the moments involving Greta Scacchi and Eva Marie Bryer, who provide sweet music for our eyes by baring their luscious nude bodies. Prepare to rosin up your bow.
STUMP THE BAND (2006)
STUDIO:TLAvideo.com
NUDES:Courtney Bean (breasts, butt) (Picture: 1), Becky Boxer (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture: 1), Dominique Davalos (breasts) (Picture: 1), Brittney Startzman (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The flesh-and-blood-soaked horror comedy Stump the Band chronicles the misadventures and mayhem experienced by a traveling all-girl punk-rock quartet when an axe murderer catches up with their tour bus. Stump sends up slasher-flick clich?while never failing to deliver the goods when it comes to gore and awesome female nudity. Plus the music rocks, meaning that Stump the Band has a good beat and you can beat off to it!
SUDDEN IMPACT- DELUXE EDITION (1983)
STUDIO: Warner Home Video
NUDES:Lisa London (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The fourth installment of director-star Clint Eastwood's famed "Dirty Harry" series, Sudden Impact finds the maverick San Francisco cop investigating a series of vigilante killings in San Paulo. When Harry discovers the killer is Sondra Locke out to take revenge on her attackers, he finds sympathy for her. As a young hooker, Lisa London (O'Hara from H.O.T.S. [1979]) shows off her ginormous jugs before getting into bed with a mustachioed Lothario for a penis pounding. Talk about sudden impact!
