"Ugh, Kim Kardashian," you're probably thinking. "I'm so sick of hearing about her stupid divorce." Well, you are right-we are a little late jumping on the Kardashian bandwagon. But how many US Weekly articles are going to show you bush? That's right. None:
After wedding, bedding, and making sex tapes with rock gods Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson married some dude name Rick Salomon, who's famous mostly for being the part guys weren't looking at on the Paris Hilton sex tape. But sadly, it turned out that having been in a sex tape is not enough common ground to build a lifelong marriage on, and the two divorced a mere 10 weeks later.
However, 10 weeks seems like an eternity compared to Drew Barrymore's marriage to bartender Jeremy Thomas, a near stranger that the free-spirited actress married on a whim and then divorced, presumably on another whim, 19 days later. So if you see this chesty cutie out at a bar, buy her a drink and you might be the next Mr. Barrymore.
Speaking of drinking, when Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra filed for divorce after only 9 days of marriage in 1998, the groom cited an "unsound mind" (ie, his drunkenness) as the reason the marriage was a sham. C'mon, Dennis, don't tell us you have to be drunk to want to marry THIS.
Another nude star whose old man was wasted at the altar was Mama Michelle Phillips, whose Papa Dennis Hopper was reportedly so inebriated the night of the wedding, he didn't recognize his blushing bride the next morning. She was still blushing when she filed for divorce 8 days later.
It wasn't a whirlwind courtship for Ali Landry and Mario Lopez, so it was somewhat surprising when they filed for divorce 19 days after making their six-year relationship legal- until pictures of his adulterous antics at the bachelor party came out, that is.
Finally, what kind of short-lived celebrity marriage countdown would be complete without Ms.Britney "I married my childhood friend Jason Alexander for 55 hours" Spears? When Kevin Federline isn't your most embarrassing marriage, you know you've got a problem.
We've got more sexy divorcees for Mr. Skin members, like Cher (Gregg Allman, 9 days) and Robin Givens (Svetozar Marinkovic, 1 day) right here at MrSkin.com!
