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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn stars of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). Come see Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Blake Lively, Heidi Montag, and many more, placed alongside the hardcore fuck-film queens they most nakedly resemble, porn stars such as Traci Lords, Annie Sprinkle, Jeanna Fine, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Sharon Mitchell. You will be T&Amazed!


See more after the jump!

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 30, 2008.

A List of Stars Who Turn Home Box Office into Hot Babe Overload

The Marky Mark-produced HBO series Entourage, or, as its known around the office, Skin-tourage, has given more than a hefty handful of adult actresses their ticket to the land of classy shows The Sopranos and Six Feet Under, that land we used to get such a good flyover view of in the old HBO station identification.

Complex.com has posted a list of all of Entourage’s most mam-orable cameos, or, if you prefer, memorable mam-eos, in honor of naked Vulvapalooza star Jenaveve Jolie riding former child rapper Lil’ Bow Wow in this week’s episode.

Read more after the jump.

More Proof that Vampire Shows Don’t Suck!

When the vampire drama True Blood premiered on HBO in September after a groundbreaking viral marketing campaign, the hopes of breast watchers were raised high.

Part of the reason for these great sex-pectations came from memories of the British bloodsucker-themed horror anthology series The Hunger, which was rife with nudity and lesbianism, providing more gazongas, glutes, ginch and girl-girl grinds than you can shake a stake at.

Read more, and see a free pic of Anna Paquin nude on last night's episode of True Blood, after the cut.

The 2008 Emmy Awards Was Chock Full of Starlets with Naked Pasts. See Them Nude at Mr. Skin!

Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony brought out Hollywood’s hottest to honor television’s best achievements. So now it’s up to Mr. Skin to salute the boob tube’s winners and nominudes by revealing exactly where you can see them naked.

After the jump, see the naked truth exposed on Heidi Klum, Eileen Atkins, Candice Bergen, Judi Dench, Laura Dern, Glenn Close, Sally Field, Rachel Griffiths, Holly Hunter, Laura Linney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine Keener, Sandra Oh, Mary-Louise Parker, Susan Sarandon, and Kyra Sedgwick.

NYC Glossy Claims Tera Patrick Said She Was the Only Porn Star to Ever Cross Over Into the Mainstream

Adult-video fans are pumped for a clash of the Ultimate XXX Brunette versus the Ultimate XXX Blonde after Tera Patrick reportedly dished out unkind words toward Jenna Jameson in Black Book magazine.

According to the article, Tera said: “There’s really no other porn star that’s crossed into mainstream that I can think of. I’m pretty much the girl that makes porn okay.”

Frankly, that does not sound like the gracious, thoughtful Tera Patrick that Mr. Skin has known and Skinterviewed.

Today, LukeIsBack.com reports that Tera was indeed misquoted, and that they expect the writer to make a correction.

Mr. Skin loves Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson both, but it’s time to step in an toot the horns of crossover porn queens Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn Allen, and Kristine DeBell after the jump.

It's that time of year when little kids mourn the start of school, and big kids-that's us-celebrate the start of another fall television season. The cable networks have the traditional outlets trying to get sexier than ever, and the casting directors are proving up to the challenge of keeping male viewers up through prime time. This year has plenty of exciting new faces and figures that'll keep us fingering our remote.