You probably already know it's Shark Week- all week, Skin Central has been bombarded with Facebook updates from well-meaning internet friends reminding us that "IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN SHARK WEEK, BITCHES!" (that's an exact quote, by the way). And while cold-blooded killing machines are undoubtedly cool, Skin Central prefers warm-blooded sperm-killing machines like Susan Backlinie, who lost her shirt before losing a limb to the tit-ular great white in Jaws (1975):
Or Jacqueline Bisset, who double-breastedly started the wet t-shirt craze with her fully erect dairy dials in The Deep (1977).
You'll be growing faster than the voracious mega-shark when you see Jenny McShane's floatation devices in the cult classic Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002).
And Mexico has actually produced a skinpressive array of shark-attack flicks to tickle your tequila worm, like the wall-to-wall nudes of Tintorera(1977)...
and the equally rude, crude and nude Carnada (1980). Speaking of Mexico, Eleonora Vallone's Triple-B underwater sex scene in that film is sure to keep your hand moving South of the Border!
For more bikini babes and the carnivorous creatures who love (to eat) them, check out wet n' wild titles like Shark Night 3D, Spring Break Shark Attack, Sharktopus, and of course the Anatomy Award-winning Piranha 3D right here at MrSkin.com!
