Shawn Weatherly Nude

As the great man himself routinely proclaims: "Don't hassle the Hoff!"

Instead, let's all turn in the direction of the Hassle Castle and extend 56th birthday greetings to David Hasslehoff, the creator and star of the show that, more than any other, put the "boob" in the boob tube: Baywatch.

The roster of randy lifeguards who patrolled Baywatch's shores—almost all of whom have also performed nude scenes—hits one like a tidal wave of top-flight T&A.

Consider the killer beachfronts of the following: Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Nicole Eggert, Donna D'Errico, Erika Eleniak, Gena Lee Nolan, Yasmine Bleeth, Traci Bingham, Kelly Monaco, Alexandra Paul, Brande Roderick, Shawn Weatherly, Charisma Carpenter, Vanessa Angel, Angelica Bridges . . . the list (like the lust) goes on . . . as do some naked Babe-watch pics after the break.

A former Miss Teen Illinois Contestant dishes the skinny on her fellow pageant hopefuls (and even winners!) who went on to peel down on the silver screen.