Sharon Kelly Nude

Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn stars of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). Come see Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Blake Lively, Heidi Montag, and many more, placed alongside the hardcore fuck-film queens they most nakedly resemble, porn stars such as Traci Lords, Annie Sprinkle, Jeanna Fine, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Sharon Mitchell. You will be T&Amazed!


See more after the jump!

This time out, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

Press play to read all about tit.

In the dirty world of sexploitation films, no topic is taboo. And no sexploitation film ever took on a more taboo topic than the Nazi death-camp flesh-and-blood freakout Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, which debuted in theaters on this date in 1974.

Dyanne Thorne stars in the title role as the heartless, massive-mammaried commandante of a Third Reich torture facility where gorgeous drive-in divas (including Uschi Digart and Sharon Kelly) are shipped to be stripped, beaten, humiliated, and sexually defiled by Hitler’s most heinous perverts.

From the moment it first desecrated a movie screen, Ilsa became the stuff of lowbrow legend. Two direct sequels followed – Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks and Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia – along with an unofficial off-shoot in the gloriously obscene form of Ilsa, the Wicked Warden.

Watch Mr. Skin’s Skinstant Classic video examining every naked inch of Ilsa. And remember, it’s okay to be turned on by the atrocities you see. It’s only a movie!

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

House Bunny Hottie Anna Faris to Portray Legendary Deep Throat Star Linda Lovelace in New Biopic

MTV recently reported that Anna Faris, who is presently hopping high atop box office charts in her tail-baring comedy hit The House Bunny, is preparing to portray larger-than-lust vintage porno pole-smoker Linda Lovelace in a biopic of the Deep Throat star tentatively titled Inferno.

Get the skinny on how far Anna Faris might have to go to properly portray Lovelace, along with Mr. Skin’s picks for other Hollywood actresses to play classic porn stars after the jump.

And then leave a comment and you tell us -- what other young starlets should portray vintage hardcore vixens on the big, blue screen?

Who's the BREAST in show? Mr. Skin knows all . . . and shows all. And when it comes to humungous hooters, these 13 titanically top-heavy knockouts will udderly blow you away!

Robustly beguiling, satanically charismatic, undeniably Oliver Platt-like Brooklyn native Mike McPadden not only knows every conceivable euphemism for female private parts, he's made a career out of knowing how to use them. He's also invented some real pips, his own favorites being "mush" for vagina and "stoolbox" for anus.