Sharktopus (2010)

There’s truth in advertising when a half-shark, half-octopus creature terrorizes beachgoers in Sharktopus (2010). Eric Roberts is as sleazy as the CGI is cheesy playing a military contractor hired to create the perfect killing machine. For some reason, the end result of this experiment is the sharktopus, which soon goes rogue and terrorizes the drunken denizens of Spring Break. Anything but Spring Break!

Unfortunately, Sharktopus is as light on nudity as it is on plot. But there are plenty of trim beach bodies in teeny-weeny bikinis to ogle before the inevitable sharktopusing, like fit, fine Lindsay Conklin, bleach-blonde babe Shandi Finnessy, and the bronzed buns of bodacious Maija Markula. With this many comely coeds in bikinis, you’ll wish you had eight hands too!